Rock-chick massager kit - g-spot vibrator by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by firekitten

I was SO excited to get the Rock-Chick. Every review I came across sang its praises, and it sounded like the ultimate toy. For me, it was absolutely not a good fit. The Rock-Chick is made of an extremely grabby form of silicone, which was only a sight annoyance for me. I just rinsed it off before each use to be sure there were no lingering dust particles. The one speed bullet protrudes only slightly from the ribbed top portion of the "C" shape. Upon initial inspection, the top portion is incredibly rigid and thick, partially due to the bullet, while the remainder of the toy is relatively flexible and easily moved.

Here's where I take issue with the Rock-Chick: IF you happen to fit the sharp curve to her shape, then you're probably in for a world of awesomeness. If however you don't, then you're in for a world of hurt. I was thrilled to give her a try. Once I was good and ready, I popped her in and half expected to explode from the mind blowing orgasms I'd heard so much about. Instead, it hurt. The portion that is intended for insertion was fighting against my vaginal walls. It felt as if the toy were trying to pinch me through my vagina. I tried to move it, I reinserted it, and I even changed position several times. NOTHING would relieve the discomfort, and at times, pain. I got zero pleasure from the Rock-Chick. I believe if the shaft were narrower at the bend, it would make the entire toy pleasurable for a wider range of bodies. But as it is, it either rocks your socks off or it does no such thing.

The bullet requires one "N" battery which might be a deal breaker right there. Luckily one is included so you don't have to hunt any down. The bullet is pretty straight forward with a simple push button on/off switch. Can't really go wrong there.

The Rock-Chick itself is made of 4" of insertable silicone (1 1/4" diameter). Because it's made of silicone it can be sterilized, so sharing is A-OK. However, don't lube up with silicone based lubricants, and to be safe, store the Rock-Chick away from other silicone based items to prevent melting. The Rock-Chick is also waterproof!


When it comes down to it, I feel like if you have the money to buy the Rock-Chick and aren't worried about it not fitting your anatomy, then go for it. It is well made, silicone, and apparently if it fits you, it is a beautiful piece of sex toy goodness. But if you don't have the cash to throw around willy-nilly, I would suggest something else.