Rock-chick massager kit - sex toy by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by TacoODoom


Worth every penny, effective, fun and easy to care for. It's a lovely toy and c'mon! It's got a wee lil twat on it! too cute!
Effective! Safe silicone material.
The vibrating bullet bites it.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


I found the vibrator on this pretty damn useless, but the ridges and nubs along the external portion are amazing. I find the best way to use this is straddling a footrest and wiggling myself into oblivion. Of all the toys I've used this is the ONLY one that I can squirt with every time i use it.

Material / Texture

the silicone is nice and smooth, the matte texture holds on to lube and and stimulates your labia while your going to town, also the little vagina embossed on the bottom is a cute touch.

Design / Shape / Size

I wish the curve on the hook was a little more pronounced but I've managed to work around it. the nubs on the external piece feel fantastic along the clit. If you lean forward so the hooked bit is against your spot and the the nubs are rubbing you just right it's fantastic!! The vibrator added a nice buzz but really didn't do much, and after a few minutes i found it started to detract from my good time.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The dildo itself is fabulous well made and will last forever if taken care of properly. The vibrator unfortunately is cheap, flimsy, loud and breaks easily. It's waterproof and has accompanied me on many a fun shower time adventure, make sure that you buy a waterproof bullet if you have to replace it, but as I said I don't bother with it.

Care and Maintenance

This is so easy to care for. It comes with a lovely citrus scented cleaner spray. I usually use a mild antibacterial soap on it first and then the spray, but i'm a bit of a germ-a-phobe. i'd recommend removing the batteries from the bullet when not in use to prolong the life of it as much as possible, but as I said it's pretty damn flimsy.

Personal comments

I love my rock chick and it's the most used toy in my small arsenal :)
Follow-up commentary
As much as I hated the bullet in this, the toy is a fantastic dildo, I find myself reaching for it often for a "warm up" or if my husband and I want to have a go at some DP since it's not very filling and hits my g-spot dead on. At some point I'm going to re-write my initial review to be more concise and less spastic. Overall, I like it, but I still don't think it'd work for everyone.
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  • Sir
    What do you mean about a "little vagina embossed on the bottom"? Were the vibrations felt throughout the toy? How exactly was the vibrator bad? Was it just too weak for you, or was it too weak period?

    This toy looks almost like the we-vibe. Is it that sort of toy, where you can also have partner sex with it inserted, or no?
  • TacoODoom
    on the rounded portion of the toy, where the internal part meets the external there is a little vagina embossed on it. The vibrations were only felt on the front, i felt nothing internally, the vibrations were moderate but i would've preferred a pulse as opposed to a constant bzzzzzzz.
  • Sammi
    Too bad the vibrations aren't so great on this.
  • ......
    Thanks for the review.
  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Charry
    Thanks for the review!
  • lzee
    Good review!
  • Alyona
    Thanks for the review.
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thanks for the review
  • FieryRed
    @Sir, I don't think you'd want to have partner sex with the Rock Chick inserted, no--well, unless you're a lesbian couple, and can choose a very small strap-on toy. Mine doesn't have anything embossed on the curved part--or anywhere--that looks like a vulva, but I've had mine for, oh, at least six years.
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