Old Standby

A decent bang for your buck, the Cal Exotics simple bullets will do the trick - and quickly - every time. Right up until they break. Life spans seem to be a little iffy from individual toy to individual toy but, overall, you get what you pay for many times over.
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Pros
Economical, batteries last a long time, strong, hard, high vibrations.
Cons
Wires tend to break easily, dial can act oddly - going from zero to top speed with no middle ground.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I'm not much of a fan of high, hard vibrations and the quickie orgasms they rip out of my body. I tend to prefer the slow build up of low, throbbing vibes. Despite that preference I've always kept a bullet or two in my arsenal.

Most recently, we've had three - count them - three of these particular bullets by California Exotic in the bedside drawers. I think every one of them came with either a kit or another toy. Regardless, we kept them around.

These bullets are a beige/white plastic, 2 1/2 inches long, with a power unit connected by a similarly colored cord. Vibrations range from a mild buzz to a vroom that will numb your hand (or whatever else the bullet is against).

Bullet vibrators really are a standby everyone should have. There are better ones out there, with more features and a higher price, but you can hardly go wrong with one of these if you're looking for something economical and high powered.

The only issue I've had with them is that they seem to fail with no warning at all and there is no consistency in how long they'll last. I've had one last two weeks, one last two months and one that's lasted almost two years. It's really kind of a crap shoot.

I definitely suggest removing the batteries between uses to help prolong the life of both toy and battery. I also suggest either cleaning with toy cleaner or wipes or a bleach or alcohol spray. Running water around these toys seems to shorten their life span.

Plastic is non porous so you can use any sort of lube on it and clean it up easily - though I'd suggest a condom if you're going to share between partners or between orifices.

I'd also caution that inserting the bullet rectally can be hazardous. Using the power cord as a retrieval cord has caused many of them to break and come apart from the toy. Use a condom rather than risk a trip to the ER.

Over all, bullets are a wonderful thing. A screaming orgasm, ripped out of your body before you have a chance to even breathe properly is sometimes just what a girl is looking for.

And a bullet, while fairly discreet and quiet, will certainly wrench those hard, fast clitoral orgasms out of just about anyone.
Experience
I write this now as a fair adieu. My cheap, beige bullet has been replaced by it's slimmer, flashier sister. More to come on the new bullet of my heart soon...
Follow-up commentary
Well, we're down to one of these since two managed to stop working within the same week.

I've come to the conclusion that wired bullets, while a good standby, are just too finicky for my tastes. Wires crimp or detach themselves, the bullets get overheated, the dial or slide controls give you very little control, and then going from low to holy hell with no medium in sight.

They are still a good buy. They are still a good go-to toy for a fast orgasm, but the quality and durability make me reach for something else 19 times out of 20.
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  • Contributor: Sammi
    I've had one or two of these as well, and they do seem inconsistent with how long they last. I agree a bullet is a must!

    Good review!
  • Contributor: LikeSunshineDust
    I've had so many of these in the past. I definitely agree that they're a crap shoot as far as life expectancy goes. Great price for great orgasms though! After my last one died, I started venturing into more" advanced" toys and have yet to replace it..
  • Contributor: Oggins
    Haha! I totally know what you mean about the life expectancy on these! I have a suspicion that the life of mine is shortened by my treatment of them. They are so affordable that I don't take many precautions with them and toss them about carelessly. I don't know why I'm always so surprised when the don't work! Tongue out
  • Contributor: Carrie Ann
    Well, at least it's not just me. Smile

    The main man always looks at me all crazy when he pulls one out and it doesn't work. Like... what did you DO to this???? sort of crazy.

    I didn't do anything!! It just quit working, damn it.
  • Contributor: Carrie Ann
    I forgot to mention how iffy the dial controller sometimes is, too. After awhile it sort of skips medium levels and goes from very light buzz to the highest setting with no real middle ground option. Not sure why that is - and since I usually use it on high if I'm going to use it, it's not a big drawback for me.
  • Contributor: SexyStuff
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Fabulous review, as usual! Thank you for taking the time and making the effort to be so thorough!
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