Rampant rabbit - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Ann Summers - review by Chelle Love

The Rampant Rabbit, may he rest in peace, was a good little, or should I say girthy, vibrator. He wasn't too big, but at the same time he wasn't too small, thank goodness (especially for those who NEED bigger and better.) There wasn't too much of a vroom on the clitoral ears, but it could be enough for those who need just the softest tickle to help them reach their peak.

There are a total of 7 different vroom settings: 1. low; 2. medium; 3. high; 4. slowly increasing from low to high repetitively; 5. high, slow pulses; 6. high, fast pulses; 7. MORSE code (3 quick medium 1 second pulses and 1 high 2 second pulse.) The rotations were quite stimulating and with the vroom level. I guess you can say they got me bothered, especially because there were a total of 6 different speeds for the rotations of the free spinning metal beads, or whatever you may call them.

Mr. Rabbit, as I called him, is meant for those gentle and sensual women who enjoy laying back to the softest romantic music to slowly "enjoy" themselves, or even for those women who like it nice and quiet. It may sound a little crazy, but for you women who don't prefer the clitoral massage and prefer anal stimulation instead, just flip him around for a nice little erotic anal massage. Just remember, though, he will be your best friend as long as you make sure to take it "nice and slow" with him.

The main shaft and rabbit ears are firm, yet still soft to the touch. If just based on texture and not girth, he can easily be used by beginners or even the most experienced toy lovers. It does help to not have hard plastic in between your legs while trying to reach your peak, especially for those of you who enjoy the somewhat realistic feel of a man. I will admit that there is a light plastic/rubber odor to him that, in time, goes away, but the taste of Mr. Rabbit will always be rubber unless you add some flavors to him.

I will admit the design was exciting at first. The almost realistic feel of the rubber instead of hard plastic, the fact that it has the clitoral tickler, easy multispeed/multifunctions control panel, and definitely not to forget the girth. All of these are what sold me. Now that I have had the opportunity to enjoy it, I would have looked for a toy just the same, minus the rabbit attachment. With this particular rabbit, it just gets in the way of me actually enjoying myself. If you are a beginner with this type of toy just be forewarned: the girth is not huge but it is also not small. You may need to start with a thinner design. For those of you who are more experienced, like myself, the girth works but I would go bigger.

Ok, now down to my personal feelings on Mr. Rabbit. He takes 4 AA batteries, which have to be forced into the battery bracket. Once they're in, it's all ok - until you try to put the battery cover on. You have to fight with it for about a good 5 minutes or so just to get the battery cover into place properly without leaving any corners to surprise you. The design alone, meh, was an ok one, but for me the base of the clitoral tickler was not placed in the right spot to allow a deeper entry for maximum pleasure. Either they should have made the shaft longer by maybe 2 inches, or they should have placed the base of the clitoral tickler a lot lower.

I am a girl who enjoys it a little more rough than what is required for this toy. Basically, I prefer the feel of bottoming out. I guess that's the right term to put in. I have found out that with the Rampant Rabbit, yes, it is possible to bottom out. But only if you don't mind the fact that not only will the spinning beads start to make the loudest, most annoying noise, but they will also break and no longer spin for you, no matter how hard you try to pull it apart to fix it like I did. I will admit that when they did work, they hit the g spot right away. There is also the fact that it does take a lot of vroom power for my little clitoral friend to be completely satisfied, and the vroom power on Mr. Rabbit sadly is not enough for me. Unfortunately, I only was able to enjoy the spinning feature once, which, obviously was a very big let down.

So, I now own a toy that no longer spins and unfortunately doesn't have a powerful enough clitoral stimulation. But on the bright side, it has the girth, and I can spin him around for a nice little anal massage while I am getting down to business. Yay me!

The Rampant Rabbit can easily be cleaned with soap and water as long as you keep it away from the controls which do not have waterproof buttons. DO NOT THROW IN THE DISHWASHER OR SUBMERSE IN WATER! You may even use your common toy cleaner as well. Do not use oil based lubricant, unless you don't mind the cloudy look on your toys which make it that much more undesirable, and instead use a water based or a silicone based lubricant. It is highly recommended that you not store it with any other pvc or silicone toys, especially ones with bright colors. The material from this toy will allow the colors from your other toys to bleed into it, making it multicolored, and not in a pretty way. Instead, store it in its own little bag within your larger bag/box of tricks and toys.