Sugar bumps - rabbit vibrator by NMC Ltd - review by tsigane

Table for how many? Just one? The waiter huffs as he grabs a single menu and escorts you to the worst table in the house. After all, even 20% of one meal is a lousy tip.

Ever had that embarrassing situation happen to you - everyone in the restaurant is staring at you as the waiter removes the extra place setting and pours you a lonely glass of water. It's embarrassing because everyone knows the same thing about you - that you're not getting any tonight.

You can't help but glare at the cute little blond eating lobster. She gets dinner and sex. It's obvious from the look on the face of the man she's dining with. And he's in one of those awful plaid ties; no taste. He probably doesn't know the first thing about causing an orgasm, but he's getting laid tonight, and you're the one feeling like a loser. Life sucks, you think as you chew on a dinner role.

But you're wrong. Not about the tie; about life sucking, and possibly your sex life.

After all, who needs a man when you can get a rabbit?

Like all vibrators, don't use this rabbit if a thin wall or a shower curtain is the only thing separating you and Nana Rosie unless Nana forgot to put her hearing aid in. Rabbits are noisy - all vibrators are - but in addition to the sound of the toy itself, you have to factor in the sound of you moaning or screaming as you orgasm on the toy. Because that will happen - it's a rabbit.

This toy is full of vroom. It features two independently controlled bullets: one in the main shaft, and a separate one in the clitoral stimulator. Because extension has a vibration level that can be adjusted independently, the toy can be used to create exactly the experience that the user wants - unlike that date who bought you the lobster. This model also has a texture with bumps for anal or vaginal stimulation using the main shaft.

I say "Clitoral stimulator" to refer to the smaller extension because a female using it for vaginal penetration with the main shaft and simultaneous clitoral stimulation with the smaller part of the toy is how rabbits are traditionally used, and admittedly how I use them.

HOWEVER, either extension of the rabbit can be used by either a male or a female for anal stimulation.

If a male is using the main shaft anally, the smaller extension can be used against the grendel or even as a ball fondler, depending on vibration level desired and what type of sensation experience he wishes to have.

A female using this product anally who has a sensitive vaginal opening can use the smaller extension for dual penetration - or reverse the shafts and use the main shaft for vaginal while still achieving dual penetration.

Because it's made from durable silicone, this toy is dishwasher safe as long as bullets and batteries are removed.