Gee whiz - vibrator accessory discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Eucaly

This is an attachment for the Hitachi magic wand vibrator and doesn't work well in any other capacity. In its capacity as an attachment, it allows the wonders of the Hitachi to be dampened down to a more tolerable level, and it allows for a penetration experience at the same time as getting clit stimulation. Basically, it turns the Hitachi into a very amazing rabbit vibrator.

The toy is high-quality 100% silicone with an interesting visual of clear with blue swirls. The swirls are random, but mine looks very similar to the picture, and in particular I found the shade of blue to exactly match what is shown on my monitor (which is not my experience with all toys, so it's pleasing when it happens).

Inside the cup is a matte, rough surface that I suppose helps it grab the head of the Hitachi magic wand better. Everywhere outside the cup it is perfectly smooth and untextured, though with that slightly draggy feel all silicone has. There are not any seams or other imperfections to ruin the smoothness.

It has almost no taste, like licking an unscented candle, and only a slight, indescribable smell if I actually place my nose on it.

When squeezed, it is fairly solid and does not compress much. It seems very sturdy, as if it will last for ages.

The phallus part is curved but is extremely flexible and will straighten under only a bit of pressure. For this reason I don't think it's particularly good as a G-spot tool since it will just straighten out inside me, but the penetration still feels good.

The cup portion of the toy is perfect in size and shape to fit over the tennis-ball-sized head of the Hitachi magic wand. I have no difficulty whatsoever with putting it on or taking it off, and when it is on, it stays on, it doesn't slip around.

There is a little nub at the forward edge of the lip that is a clitoral stimulator. It is nearly perfect, but I wish it stuck out just a few millimeters more.

The phallus shape has a nice-feeling slightly bulbous head, and its girth and length are similar to the girth and length of an average penis, leading to a non-intimidating experience. I believe this would be great for beginners, but it isn't small enough to be bad for more experienced users, especially with the Hitachi's vibrations being the main attraction anyway.

Its size means practically no warm-up or stretching is needed, and no need to worry about it being too long to enjoy the cup/base pressing hard against your vulva. I think this would also mean that a partner could wield it without any worry of bruising your insides, though I haven't tried this personally.

I love the angle at which the phallus portion is connected to the cup portion. This angle means that the handle of the Hitachi is itself at the perfect angle (approximately a right angle) for me to grasp it and use it without much arm fatigue; a must for a big, heavy toy.

The toy is large and not easy to hide, and the phallus portion looks like a penis, so it is not discreet at all, especially not in its see-through packaging.

When the Hitachi is in use, the clitoral stimulator nub is amazing. It seems to transmit the vibrations perfectly to the clit so that they arrive at exactly the right strength and in the right place. This is when the toy is fully inserted. When the toy is in any position other than fully inserted (and by "fully inserted" I mean the cup pressed up hard against my labia), the nub either barely gets my clit or not at all.

This means I need to choose. I cannot get the bulbed tip of the phallus to rest exactly on my G-spot and the nub to precisely hit my clit at the same time. I can alternate those two situations by either thrusting or rocking the toy; both of these actions feel mind-blowingly good and make me orgasm really fast and hard, but my body craves feeling both the direct G-spot hit and the precise clit-hit at the exact same moment, and I feel kind of frustrated I can't do that; it isn't possible with my anatomy. If the nub stuck out slightly more, I believe both at once would be possible.

As far as its function as a G-spot toy, I think it's good but not great. The curved part feels extremely nice either with the motion of penetrating or with just sitting passively inside and vibrating, but the toy is so flexible that if I push hard, I can feel it completely straightening out inside me and the pressure reduces. The penetration feels good, especially the way it carries very deep vibrations far within, but it will not target my G-spot and stay.

Still, even with these limitations, I reach for this toy frequently and enjoy it immensely. My vagina just wants to suck it in immediately and it feels immensely good inside and out. This is certainly one of my favorite toys.

It's silicone so it's body-safe and also easy to sterilize, though I've only cleaned it with soap and water. It rinses easily, no cracks or crevices, and its cup makes it so I can simply hang it on a hook in my shower for convenient drying. Once dry, I put it in its cylinder.

Water-based lubes only!

The toy comes in a very sturdy clear plastic cylinder with a removable red cap at either end. There is a sticker label on the cylinder that is basically an ad for the company (Vixen Creations) plus the bare minimum of cleaning and lube compatibility instructions. I've never tried to remove the label, but it looks as if it would be hard to do so and probably leave tatters of itself behind.

The label is discreet (no nudity, just a fox logo), but the container itself is not, because it is see-through and the product inside is obviously penis-shaped. It would not be a good storage container for leaving out if you ever expect guests, but it works great to protect the toy if you keep it somewhere hidden such as in a drawer. The container keeps it clean, lint-free (important for silicone toys which are lint magnets) and protects it from being bent out of shape.

I've been using the container for (I think) a couple of years now, and I'm not gentle, and yet it only has one minor dent that doesn't affect its usability.

The only problem I've had is figuring out the red end-caps. If you try to put them on backwards, they simply will not go. I once spent a frustrating ten minutes trying to put the cap back on, only to finally realize that I needed to flip it over. As long as you remember, the caps work great, and they even have a little lip on each cap that makes grabbing them easier.

I have never had a bad experience with this toy. I loved it my very first time, every time since then, and I reach for it frequently. If I ever lost it, I would want to buy a new one right away.

I've only used it solo, never in partner play, and never in my ass.

It is bulky enough that I think it would be awkward to use it in partner play in any way other than assisted masturbation. If your partner wanted to double-penetrate you, perhaps doggy-style with double-vaginal or anal would work, but I don't know and I'm thinking that the weight and awkward size of the toy might require some stamina or accommodations.