Groovies slimline - traditional vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by Autumn Brent

Useless

There is nothing really good I can say about this other than the fact that it has a nice velvety texture. That, however, was not enough to save it from the waste bin in the end, since it lacks any power of measure.
Published:
Pros:
None
Cons:
It has little to no power
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I recieved this item as a free gift at one point, and honestly, it was not even worth the price of free. It has no power at all. Zero. Zilch. Other than the fact that you could sort of feel it buzz, you would not even know it was on. If you are debating buying this because of the cheap price, do not waste your time or money. You will just be disapointed. I have even played with micro bullets with more power. There is no chance in hell this could ever get me off, even if I had just started using vibrators instead of being a pro. And don't get me wrong, I gave it a try on multiple occasions and still nada.

About the only thing I found this useful for was a bit of anal play. It does have a nice texture, since it's covered in the silky velvety material. It was actually a bit enjoyable for that. I did not bother to use it with batteries because it was so disappointing as a vibrator, it would have left me wanting more powerful vibrations than when used for anal without vibrations.

All in all, sure it was nice to get a free gift, however it was not worth the cost to ship it. Also it comes in an obscenely huge clam shell plastic case. It makes it a little harder to dispose of that discreetly. After a bit of anal play with it, and a few tries using it for vibration, I ended up just pitching it because it was taking up too much room in my toy box. I really had wished for something better but I guess you get what you pay for. I guess I should not have been too surprised since it only took 2 double A's, when for this size it really should have taken C's.
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My Groovies slimline tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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  • badk1tty
    Other than the lack of power and the clam-shell packaging, did it have a scent? what's it made out of? How long do the batteries last, even at this lack of power? Is it waterproof? What types of lube can you use? How do you wash it?
  • MrGoodTool
    thanks for the review
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