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Best Work Excuse Ever

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If you follow this column regularly, you probably noticed that I was missing for a few weeks.

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Contributor: skrotan
skrotan  

Ahhh, you're back. I can get on with my life now. Never allow camels near a situation where there might be sex. They are THE most judgmental life forms on the planet. Well played cover story.

05/26/2011
Contributor: Jul!a
Jul!a  

This might just be the very best work excuse ever.

05/26/2011
Contributor: scerrigone
scerrigone  

Thank you for the disclaimer. I was seconds away from spending the evening googling cocaine drug bust lord murder by vagina wearing orgy whore camel videotape. Actually, I think I will try that anyway.

05/26/2011
Contributor: sarahtim
sarahtim  

My imagination failed me at the dress made of vaginas. The rest of course is commonplace. Who can honestly say they've never been caught in a similar circumstance.
Congratulations on getting your book finished despite these alarums and excursions.

05/26/2011
Contributor: GiggiGoofer
GiggiGoofer  

Vagina Gown:
[http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/16/vagina_gown.jpg]

You are WELCOME.

05/28/2011
Contributor: Jim Porter
Jim Porter  

Camelcorders. I have nothing else to say, I just wanted to be the first to use the word "camelcorders."

05/29/2011
Contributor: Fullbeauty

So glad you're back...I was seriously starting to go into withdrawal...and really, those camels are always the problem

06/01/2011
Contributor: LilyLust

Loved your work excuse! it brightened my evening.

and the vagina dress link was amazing! not quite what I pictured in my head but still amazing!

06/04/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

Out of all the animals in the world, Why not camels? I dont think camels get blamed for enough stuff personally. And camels in porn fabulous, they come equipped with giant humps, how much greater could it possibly get?! Oh I forgot Cocaine!

10/19/2011

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