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The Pros and Cons of Most Exotic Places to Have Sex

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Contributor: Kelley
Kelley  

You have no idea how right you are about the kitchen floor. I'm pretty sure if baby jesus had wanted the small of my back to be a suction cup he would have made the shit out of plastic and put a little hook on the back of it to hang towels or stained glass window tchochkes from or whatever it is that people do with suction cups.

07/22/2010
Contributor: SC
SC  

Did you know all of these horrifying things about vagina: [http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/14/5-horrifying-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-vagina/]

07/22/2010
Contributor: fatesrelease

That was hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh!

07/22/2010
Contributor: Serafina Brightside

This is an awesome article! I needed a good chuckle.

07/23/2010
Contributor: EdMigPer
EdMigPer  

From UrbanDictionary: Sandy Vagina: "a 'man' who complains like a woman with sand in her vagina."

07/25/2010
Contributor: Kernut
Kernut  

The best line: 'Cons: The wet spot is everywhere.'
GENIUS that you thought of this. But also a little disturbing.

07/27/2010
Contributor: Laurana Marie Aguilar
Laurana Marie Aguilar  

Another con to "Under A Tree"... I have two words; Poison Oak.
Noo, not speaking from personal experience... (I still have the scars!!!)

07/27/2010
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

You totally just ruined my active volcano fantasy... thanks for that

10/20/2011

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