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It’s Like A Christmas Story. But With Vaginas.

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You know when you get a popsicle right out of the freezer and it’s so cold that it sticks to your lip and you panic for a second because it’s so stuck to your mouth that you’re afraid it’s going to rip the skin off?

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Contributor: CreepfaceZombie
CreepfaceZombie  

I will so try this. Fun with ice.

10/08/2011
Contributor: danebread
danebread  

The trauma's not over yet, Jenny. Google "Alaskan Pipeline" in Urban Dictionary. I just read about this delightful practice (in the memoirs of a waiter at Thomas Keller's Per Se restaurant in NYC, of all places!) and haven't yet figured out what to do with my new knowledge, short of trepanning myself and pouring bleach directly over my brain. Much love and aloha...

10/13/2011
Contributor: Azsam Riba
Azsam Riba  

But how do you explain this to the kids?

"Mommy, can I have this popsicle?"
"no......"

10/16/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

Ya know, I went ahead and opted out of watching this video, my imagination already took it to a painful place. I have heard of ice play and such... but I'll pass on my very own ice dildo.

10/18/2011
Contributor: ivyhair
ivyhair  

I am fairly certain this was filmed in a remote, scary cabin in the woods.

10/19/2011
Contributor: Jen Little
Jen Little  

A remote, scary, cabin in the woods... in a dirty sink. I especially like the hi-tech toilet paper rolls and scotch tape.

10/23/2011
Contributor: mrsArby
mrsArby  

WAIT!!! Ice is used to numb the skin. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO NUMB THOSE BODY PARTS??????

12/09/2011
Contributor: Do emu
Do emu  

This is pretty creative! I love ice play. I might have to try this out soon. :3

06/07/2012
Contributor: Tiffany Rose

@danebread ... uhmmm ew i wish i never read that LOL

07/21/2012
Contributor: Mediumsizedman

OMG, I stuck a piece of ice up there once, never again.

12/14/2012

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