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Let’s not ever use those words in combination again.


Although these gifts would NOT make my holiday merry and bright, the giggles I got out of this list sure did! lol You find the oddest things!

toxie m  

Baha! Pure hilarity.


omg! this is a glorious list!
(can't understand you don't get as much comments here as on the other blog, only just discovered you through babble, keep it up !)


What's disconcerting is that I'm pretty sure the snowman riding crop is out of stock because they were vastly popular. Two things: why use a Frosty the Smutmaster riding crop when a simply leather strip will do, and think twice about making snowmen with the kiddies this year, guys. If those things come to life we're screwed.


OH man, the things people think of these days!


I think I should get the boob ornament for my dad. The man has everything, that is something he does not have and hell lets be honest I am totally curious to see what his reaction will be. AND I will insist they hang it on the tree every year. hell maybe I will get sets and send them to all my family members!


I would love some of the ornaments as gag gifts this season.


Wow that was really interesting



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