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How to Masturbate

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Great advice


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lmao I would be lost without your words of wisdom


Thanks for eyeball tip. Who knew?!


haha, nice. i wish cosmo had this kind of advice.


Do they really still make Zima? EW.


Oh Jenny! I'm so putting this up on my wall. The article. Not your number. Do I have your number?

(I'm sure you've heard that 10 million times, but I couldn't help myself!)


LMAO this was wonderful


I love that you mention Bible porn... "Oh Moses right there rub my burning bush... Yes Judas Betray me again...mmmm Peter Lie to me 3 more times." Something like that?


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