Me: Okay, look at this video.
Chris: No.
Me: But it’s for work.
Chris: The last time you told me to watch a video for your work it was for a parody of The Human Centipede.
Me: The Human Sexipede. I’m broadening your horizons.
Chris: You’re giving me nightmares.
Me: But this one has no nudity. Plus? Unicorns!
Chris: *sigh* Fine.
Chris: What. the fuck. did I just watch?
Me: I know, right? I’m thinking of using it on my sex column but I can’t even tell if it’s porn or not.
Chris: First of all, I hate you. Secondly, I need to go take a shower now. And to go write myself a note reminding me not to ever watch anything you want to show me again.
Me: The really unsettling part is that he keeps grabbing the sword by the blade. He’s a terrible samurai.
Chris: No. The really unsettling part is that you made me watch a possibly-pornographic video of a naked samurai unicorn AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IT AGAIN?!
Me: I can’t stop watching it. Are his muscles painted on? I think they are. They’re not even real muscles. I feel totally gypped.
Chris: Yeah, he’s probably not even a real unicorn.
Me: Or a real samurai. THIS GUY’S A DAMN LIAR.
Chris: Plus, he seems to have some sort of problem standing still.
Me: Maybe he has some sort of palsy?
Chris: Awesome. Now I feel guilty for judging a grown man dressed as a samurai unicorn. This is why no one wants to hang out with you.
Me: Technically, that’s just one of many reasons.
Chris: No.
Me: But it’s for work.
Chris: The last time you told me to watch a video for your work it was for a parody of The Human Centipede.
Me: The Human Sexipede. I’m broadening your horizons.
Chris: You’re giving me nightmares.
Me: But this one has no nudity. Plus? Unicorns!
Chris: *sigh* Fine.
Chris: What. the fuck. did I just watch?
Me: I know, right? I’m thinking of using it on my sex column but I can’t even tell if it’s porn or not.
Chris: First of all, I hate you. Secondly, I need to go take a shower now. And to go write myself a note reminding me not to ever watch anything you want to show me again.
Me: The really unsettling part is that he keeps grabbing the sword by the blade. He’s a terrible samurai.
Chris: No. The really unsettling part is that you made me watch a possibly-pornographic video of a naked samurai unicorn AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IT AGAIN?!
Me: I can’t stop watching it. Are his muscles painted on? I think they are. They’re not even real muscles. I feel totally gypped.
Chris: Yeah, he’s probably not even a real unicorn.
Me: Or a real samurai. THIS GUY’S A DAMN LIAR.
Chris: Plus, he seems to have some sort of problem standing still.
Me: Maybe he has some sort of palsy?
Chris: Awesome. Now I feel guilty for judging a grown man dressed as a samurai unicorn. This is why no one wants to hang out with you.
Me: Technically, that’s just one of many reasons.
I LOVE YOUR "TOP STRANGEST/WEIRDEST" STUFF!!! Some of them are really a turn-on thrill for my mind and many just plain freaky!!!
When I looked at the loading picture I was like "WOW, this is amazing and I bet I will be in love with it!!!" - then I got frightened cause the guy started off with touching the blade (and you NEVER touch a weapon's blade, to honor the weapon, especially when it comes to katanas!), and then I had to watch him move SO WEIRD, that it shouted at me that he was a guy I would never in my whole life would wanna meet in person!!! He looked like those freaky males sticking on you and wanting to mount you in every single minute and just suck your well-reserved comfort out, literally some friggin vampires, GODS SAVE US ALL FROM THEM!!! (Sorry dear "unicorn samurai", I really didn't want to offend you... )
I dont't think it counts as porn, unless you have a fetish for unicorn anthros who if were holding a real sword would cut themselves. ... That.. was just ... unnatural.
not porn art.... might be porn for furries....
I don't think it's porn, but it is hilarious.
oh my god. I don't... I don't even know. I feel your friend's pain.
Not porn..lol but funny