Once again, I am flooded with links to bizarre shit that people want to post on their own blogs but they can’t because their mother reads it. You people owe me.
The strangest things people sent me this week:
1. You’ll be singing this all day.
2. “Great things come in bears.” Wow.
3. This is why I don’t eat carrots.
4. Never gets old.
5. Eva Mendes sex tape. Sort of.
6. Foreskin man. This is real, y’all.
7. How to hide your lady-toe with camelflage.
8. Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples.
9. Oh, craigslist…you never stop amazing me.
The strangest things people sent me this week:
1. You’ll be singing this all day.
2. “Great things come in bears.” Wow.
3. This is why I don’t eat carrots.
4. Never gets old.
5. Eva Mendes sex tape. Sort of.
6. Foreskin man. This is real, y’all.
7. How to hide your lady-toe with camelflage.
8. Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples.
9. Oh, craigslist…you never stop amazing me.
Comments
Most of those craigslist ads are fakes from SomethingAwful.com
Ick! The tornado freak lives in Houston?! Ew! Ew! Ew!!!
And how can Foreskin Man's suit not have a turtleneck? Seems wrong. Just sayin'.
Man, that Johnson YouTube video is REALLY catchy.
The JO guy with the crystal looks like a serial killer. He's got that "whites all around the iris visible" thing going on. Serial killers always have this.
Just for the record, these guys want you to know THEY ARE NOT GAY!