The Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me Last Month:
1. These guys are really excited about fashion.
2. No, you can’t have a bracelet for your penis. You will lose it in her vagina. No one needs this.
3. I don’t even know where to start with this. Why are there two cameras? Who is shooting this? Why can’t I stop watching this?!
4. Mime porn. It’s um…safe for work… ish?
5. I thought it was a sex toy.Turns out I have no idea what it is. Neither do the reviewers.
6. The two most improbable words ever put together: Haunted. Scrotum.
7. Oh, wait. No. I take it back: Vagina. Kazoo.
8. Make-up for your labia. Finally.
9. “Frigid Farrah”. For when you want to pay $9,000 for a robot who won’t have sex with you either.
10. Unicorn penis. It’s kind of the opposite of “magical”.
2. No, you can’t have a bracelet for your penis. You will lose it in her vagina. No one needs this.
3. I don’t even know where to start with this. Why are there two cameras? Who is shooting this? Why can’t I stop watching this?!
4. Mime porn. It’s um…safe for work… ish?
5. I thought it was a sex toy.Turns out I have no idea what it is. Neither do the reviewers.
6. The two most improbable words ever put together: Haunted. Scrotum.
7. Oh, wait. No. I take it back: Vagina. Kazoo.
8. Make-up for your labia. Finally.
9. “Frigid Farrah”. For when you want to pay $9,000 for a robot who won’t have sex with you either.
10. Unicorn penis. It’s kind of the opposite of “magical”.
Comments
it started with clown porn, then moved on to silent clown porn. i seriously fell out of bed laughing at that one.
#2 is the best reason I can think of for that second date.
"Hey babe. I think I forgot my cock bling in your vag last nite. Mind if I pop over to fetch it?"
Yeahhhhhhh!
I was reading this article with my partner and he could not stop laughing over #5!
Ha ha! Did anyone read the guy's inspiration for the sex doll?
"Hines inspiration for Roxxxy came from the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.
“I had a friend who passed away in 9/11. I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality... "
What the hell?
Too funny! This made my night.