Have you ever _____ during sex?

Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Belched
39
Farted
102
Queefed
120
Laughed
174
Hiccuped
34
Sneezed
78
Bled (not that time of the month)
69
Gotten a cramp
141
Other
29
Total votes: 786 (213 voters)
Poll is closed
09/13/2011
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Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
I've done a few of the unfortunate ones, but I have to say, I don't really see laughing during sex as a bad thing, sex should be happy, right? And sometimes you just have to laugh at the silly things one's body does during sex. It really isn't a particularly dignified act.
09/13/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by AndroAngel
I've done a few of the unfortunate ones, but I have to say, I don't really see laughing during sex as a bad thing, sex should be happy, right? And sometimes you just have to laugh at the silly things one's body does during sex. It really ... more
You have a great point about that
09/13/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
You should have put 'yawned' here---I swear my vocal cords are just readjusting, but occasionally I'll yawn, and I have to remind my partner not to take it personally! It's more often than not just after orgasm, too...
09/14/2011
Contributor: Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
I hate the leg cramps, it kills the mood real fast. And so sad and embarrised to admit this, but I did fall asleep once.
09/14/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
You should have put 'yawned' here---I swear my vocal cords are just readjusting, but occasionally I'll yawn, and I have to remind my partner not to take it personally! It's more often than not just after orgasm, too...
When I yawn during sex, I try to make sure my partner does take it personally. ;P
09/14/2011
Contributor: sweetiebelle sweetiebelle
I giggle during sex all the time
09/14/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Laughing and cramping are the most relevant!
09/14/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
My man coughs sometimes. Which cracks me up. We laugh sometimes too, but in a fun, good way. Like AndroAngel says, it's not really a very dignified act! lol
09/14/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
You should have put 'yawned' here---I swear my vocal cords are just readjusting, but occasionally I'll yawn, and I have to remind my partner not to take it personally! It's more often than not just after orgasm, too...
Oh yeah! I knew I was forgetting a common one! I've had that happen a few times before.
09/14/2011
Contributor: WierdAl WierdAl
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
Does eating strawberries and licking whip cream count?
09/14/2011
Contributor: XzombehxbearzX XzombehxbearzX
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
Ive done just about anything thinkable I have severe adhd and things happen!
09/14/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by XzombehxbearzX
Ive done just about anything thinkable I have severe adhd and things happen!
hahaha, yeah, me too!

Trying to have sex while my lady's pet cat was in heat was kind of annoying, though. That cat sensed our hormones or something and she'd be at the bedroom door yowling away, rubbing against the door. It was distracting.
09/14/2011
Contributor: PussyPurr PussyPurr
I've fallen asleep before!
09/14/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
Quote:
Originally posted by PussyPurr
I've fallen asleep before!
Hahaha that's AWESOME.

Also, if you've never laughed during sex, EVER, I think you're doing it wrong. SUPR SRS SEX IS SUPR SRS TIEM.
09/14/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I laugh pretty frequently during sex. Sometimes I fake laugh in situations where it will put him more at ease.
09/14/2011
Contributor: Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
Laughing for sure but it's usually a mutual thing. Some of the other ones have occurred but oh well all in good fun right.
09/14/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
I think that I have almost done all the things on that list. lol. Things happen during sex sometimes.
09/14/2011
Contributor: ParisLove ParisLove
I have queefed and laughed
09/14/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
The only one I've experienced is getting a cramp in my leg. I feel like I've probably laughed at some point too, but I can't think of a specific time.
09/14/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
We often laugh. It's not a bad thing! We're just having a great time!
09/14/2011
Contributor: aimtoplease aimtoplease
I burst out laughing almost every time we have sex! can't help and she loves it!!
09/15/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
I've bled from a blowjob not really bad but blood is blood
09/15/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
I've bled, queefed and probably hicupped or burped. I've bled before from a cooter tear! Disaster! It was painful! We've laughed too.
09/15/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I'll laugh during sex a lot and sometimes it breaks the mood, but other times it just keeps us going
09/15/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I have not sneezed yet!

But I have done this sort of hybrid between a hiccup and a burp, it happens to me all the time but it has happened to me only once during sex, it was hilarious. Those burp-hiccups just creep on me and they make everyone laugh, so not sure whether to hate it or like it.
09/15/2011
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
i've done over half these things!
09/15/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by averageguyextrodinarypleasure
I've bled from a blowjob not really bad but blood is blood
bled from a blow job, really?!
09/15/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
sometimes, depending on the position we are in; I get a cramp in the bottom of my foot. The kind that hurts like hell, and we have to stop for a few minutes. I hate those cramps.
09/16/2011