Have you ever _____ during sex?

Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
Laughter.
11/02/2012
Contributor: Mrs.Tee Mrs.Tee
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
i have did all of these
11/02/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
I don't see pooped or vomited on there. I have some horror stories from friends and family about that.
11/02/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I voted for most of the things up there... Things happen. No biggy. But one time we were just messing around, giggling, taking clothes off, a little foreplay, when... all of a sudden, his elbow collides with my face. My nose starts gushing blood almost instantly. What a mess! We laughed it off. Come to think of it, I think that happened once with my ex too. My nose is unlucky.
11/02/2012
Contributor: LoooveMonkey LoooveMonkey
Quote:
Originally posted by TheirPet
I don't see pooped or vomited on there. I have some horror stories from friends and family about that.
O_O Oh my god!
11/02/2012
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
I'm not sure about bled, but we've done all on the list. The most memorable was when I was giving my wife oral and she sneezed, squirting a small amount of pee into my mouth. She was horrified, which caused me to laugh, then I shocked her by continuing the pleasure I was giving. I do get warnings now when she feels a sneeze coming on, which causes even more laughter from me.
11/02/2012
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
i've done some of those things.
11/02/2012
Contributor: chelly411 chelly411
One time I drank a lot of water before and then the entire time it was slashing around in my stomach. The guy didn't seem to mind but I was kind of embarrassed.
11/04/2012
Contributor: angel42539 angel42539
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
Laughing and cramping are the most relevant!
agree
11/04/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
Everything except hiccup.
11/05/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
When I yawn during sex, I try to make sure my partner does take it personally. ;P
LOL!
11/05/2012
Contributor: Hubby80 Hubby80
Yes i have.
11/05/2012
Contributor: pussy licker pussy licker
Farted having sex
11/05/2012
Contributor: butts butts
Thank god I've never farted, but I've definitely burped! Cramps are unavoidable sometimes depending on the position, they're awful.
11/05/2012
Contributor: CaliGirl CaliGirl
Leg cramps are the worst!
11/08/2012
Contributor: mr115393 mr115393
I'm pretty ticklish just about everywhere, so occasional laughter is pretty normal in my sex life.
11/09/2012
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
Pretty much all of the above, hahaha.
11/12/2012
Contributor: DomonCoshu DomonCoshu
My wife gets cramps a lot and is kinda funny watching her have to stretch out. Feeling things during pregnancy should be on here to.
11/12/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Never had sex so
11/17/2012
Contributor: Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
..... yes!! lol
11/17/2012
Contributor: MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
I've done a lot of those things, haha. I hate it!
11/17/2012
Contributor: Babylove09 Babylove09
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
I've done a couple but we just ignore itand keep going unless it's a cramp man do i hate those.
11/18/2012
Contributor: Rory Rory
Sometimes your body just doesn't care what it does!!
11/21/2012
Contributor: Moniqua Moniqua
Queefed, laughed, bled & gotten a cramp. lol.
11/21/2012
Contributor: Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
This girl I used to be with would get food cramps if we were making out/having sex for more than half an hour. It was really funny.
11/27/2012
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Many years ago I was seeing a girl in a town about an hour away from where I lived with my parents... damn that was a long time ago. She too lived with her folks, I at her house for dinner and her father offered me adult beverage. Well I had enough that her mother didn't want me to drive back home so I was offered the guest bedroom. Of course later that night I was in my GF's bed. O dark thirty I awoke with the worst cramps in both my calves and jumped up out of her bed saying ow ow ow. Her father came in and saw me hopping around bare ass naked, What's going on he asked. My GF said "Ronnie's just got a charlie horse, go back to sleep".
Amazingly, nothing more was ever said about it.
11/27/2012