This is NOT a lubricant.

Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Anyone who tried to put SHAMPOO in my vagina would be kicked out of bed so fast!
02/02/2011
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was ... more
Makes me wonder if she ran out of KY because she used it on a sandwich, if she thinks they're so interchangeable!
02/02/2011
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
Makes me wonder if she ran out of KY because she used it on a sandwich, if she thinks they're so interchangeable!
Lube on a sandwich would be much safer.
02/02/2011
Contributor: Gallowraven Gallowraven
Guilty. Before I knew better I used conditioner. I figured that it was nice and slippy in my hair, so it would be nice and slippy elsewhere. I lucked out, I never had a reaction to it, and stopped once I learned that it was a bad thing to use.
02/06/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
umm ouch. Well I will say that when I was very young just discovering masterbation I decided to use body lotion. For some reason I was suprised it burned, duh! Thats an innocent mistake tho, not quite as moronic as Shampoo. After the burning lotion incident I began using conditioner as lube which didnt bother me really. Now Id never do it but back then it did its job. Worked well in the shower too.
02/06/2011
Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
lol Thanks for this!
02/10/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I used vaseline when I was maybe 16 and just exploring anal play with my fingers. It worked okay, but now I use lube intended for sex.
02/11/2011
Contributor: BeautiFullFigured BeautiFullFigured
I've used baby oil gel, I figure if it's safe enough for babies, it's safe enough for me. However, I usually stick to traditional lube.
02/14/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
Ouch..no liquids going in me unless if it's meant to be personal lube!
02/16/2011
Contributor: Solar Ray Solar Ray
Some guys will use just about anything to make it feel good when going solo ... but personally I wouldn't use any strange ingredients when going vaginally.. that's just asking for problems.
02/20/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I've been offered to use sunflower oil, but I refused.
02/21/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I get hives almost every time I shower from my shampoo and conditioner...I'm certainly not putting that stuff near my bits!
02/21/2011
Contributor: jankit jankit
Baby oil for anal back in the day... now I have a lube collection. It rocks to be an adult and not stupid. *_*
02/25/2011
Contributor: bbb bbb
Oh my goodness! I stick with actual lubricants, I don't want anything to be irritated!
02/25/2011
Contributor: aBeastlyLittleThing aBeastlyLittleThing
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
i've used baby oil and vaseline when i just started having sex.... :/
i mean, nothing bad happened...but yuckyyyy!
03/10/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
All I can think of is an episode of House where a girl in the clinic was usually grape jelly. No I just use normal lubricants.
03/14/2011
Contributor: UrNaughtyaAngel UrNaughtyaAngel
I would have never thought of shampoo, soap, or conditioner as lube. Poor GF.
03/16/2011
Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
I think I used vaseline a few times, but not for sex, just to help me insert a tampon.
03/21/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was ... more
*Shudder*

Hate to say it, but that is moronic.
Seems like there is a walgreens on every corner. You can get cheap lube easily. Most gas station bathrooms even have it. lol.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Astia Astia
Meh. Mild unscented soaps for anal a few times in the shower, never had any problems.

Of course, it's definitely not something we do every day, so my system has time to fix itself or whatever.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
OMG that is so freaking stupid
04/20/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
never used anything but personal lube
04/21/2011
Contributor: Seharra Seharra
I'm allergic to so many weird things... I carry a little bottle of lube in my purse just to avoid using random non-lubricants. :p
04/21/2011
Contributor: sexygoddess sexygoddess
Does spit count?
04/21/2011
Contributor: amandaco2011 amandaco2011
I'd just be so scared I would have a reaction. So I'm sticking to things that say lube on the bottle.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Howells Howells
Yes: body lotion, baby oil, sunflower oil, grapeseed oil, hand cream.

For internal use only grapeseed oil however.
04/28/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
My husband has used conditioner and lotions as lube while he jacked off, but I personally have never used anything for lube that wasn't lube.
04/28/2011
Contributor: Brianna91 Brianna91
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I used vaseline extensively for ages until I came to this site.

I think Alan and Michelle said that any coconut oil except Spectrum is good. Of course they said this right after I bought Spectrum oil. Its supposed to be good for cooking since ... more
I use vaseline too! Love how it feels for anal! Up until recently I'd used ky and astroglide mostly, but then the night I met up with the guy I'm seeing, we needed to find something, just anything, because he is especially big down there and it was definitely going in my bottom which isn't very big, and vaseline was all we could find when we went rummaging through the bathroom of the house the party was at. And from then it's just become our favorite thing to use. From a practical side it is also very thick so it doesn't dry up over a long sex session.

The most unlubricant type of lube I've used for anal is hand lotion, just a few times. That's what we used the first time I did anal.

Another I do not recommend is ky warming lube! at least not for butt sex. My boyfriend at the time hated the stuff too.
04/29/2011
Contributor: Brianna91 Brianna91
Oop forgot baby oil! that works fantastic for anal. Dang I need to introduce my big beau to that tonight!
04/29/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
spit, vaseline for masturbation before I got real lube, and lube. I hate KY but will use it in a pinch, I am in LOVE with sliquid sea
04/29/2011