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Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
Depends on the need, but keep in mind some limitations:

Saliva has bugs in it and can cause a problem if you're susceptible.

Saliva isn't generally thick enough for anal use.
wait wait... what?

"Saliva has bugs in it..."?

umm...
08/19/2011
Contributor: FaerieLove FaerieLove
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
wait wait... what?

"Saliva has bugs in it..."?

umm...
Uh... I'm hoping they mean bacteria? Cause if they mean bacteria I'm pretty sure the poop shoot has way worse bacteria in it than your mouth lol.
08/19/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I used vaseline when I was maybe 16 and just exploring anal play with my fingers. It worked okay, but now I use lube intended for sex.
Ugh, that just makes me think of that one scene in Kill Bill... *shudder* But then, that Vaseline jar was abnormally gross - not the way any sensible person would keep their petroleum.

Aside from spit (which technically is a lubricant, really), I've only used stuff made for the purpose.
08/27/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
cant say its ever crossed m mind to use somethin that wasnt a lube
09/01/2011
Contributor: CherryDyke CherryDyke
oh no no no that is almost as bad as the story I heard about a guy that thought jelly (like the kind for bread) would make oral sex better. That women is likely baking beard down there now.
09/01/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I've heard some guys use lotion for rubbing one out, but I've never wanted to use anything other than lube internally. I get irritation from lubes that have glycerin, etc. in them, so I am super careful about what goes near kitty. I don't even want to think about shampoo!! Ouch.
09/01/2011
Contributor: Cherrylane Cherrylane
The only non-lube product I've ever used was olive oil, because my lady parts doctor recommended it to me after a change in birth control made it harder for me to get as wet as I was accustomed. It worked pretty fine but it still felt sort of weird using a household product like that and I didn't feel like having to assure my partner that it was safe to use each time.
10/12/2011
Contributor: jenn g jenn g
oh gosh!
10/20/2011
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
I heard a story from a friend's friend who used to work at a gas station convenient store. One night some drunk guy walked in and demanded lube. He managed to convince the guy that the hand sanitizer was lube and the reason it says kills bacteria 100% on the label means it was a spermicide. I don't want to know what happened to the guy later on.
11/03/2011
Contributor: PeppermintFuntimes PeppermintFuntimes
I've used lotion and some conditioners as lube. I prefer using lotion though, it's cheaper than lube and I go through tons of it. XD
11/04/2011
Contributor: BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
I've used lotion or olive oil for external use only when I have no lube on hand. I almost always have lube on hand though. If I don't I'll try saliva before anything else.
11/07/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
*giggles* I was browsing lube on Amazon & hidden among all the sexual type lube I suddenly came across "Intova Silicone Grease for Underwater Equipment." Now, apparently this is actually for camera lenses, but I was just reading along... "Oh, a special kind for underwater... neat. Wait... equipment? I have heard it called that, but...Ohhhhhh!" My laugh for the night.
11/14/2011
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
My guy was digging in our drawer in the dark last night and grabbed hand lotion by mistake! Ouch! Luckily it only went in my backside before I told him it hurt.
11/19/2011
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I have used shampoo, lotion, conditioner and shaving cream for both anal play and masturbation. Never had problems but not the best, thankfully I have found lube that works so much better.
Wow!
11/19/2011
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
Coconut oil is what we use sometimes. It is for organic cooking but it is safe for sex, but it is not compatible with latex so be careful with your condoms
I've heard about this. Coconut oils is growing in popularity and people seem to be finding all sorts of use for it.
11/19/2011
Contributor: Maxx Maxx
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
that poor girl. I wonder what kind of shamoo they used
11/26/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
There is a big difference between things that are slippery enough for jerking off and things that will work for penetration.

But as far as non-lube based products that will work (not necessarily with condoms, but hey...), I'm a fan of saliva, cooking oils (olive or coconut), crisco, and Huberd's shoe grease
11/26/2011
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
I havent, but i've thought of olive oil. I hear thats okay to use.
01/15/2012
Contributor: eeep eeep
I read something similar in a local paper. The column is like dear abbey, but funny. Guy used soap as lube for masturbation and had a horrible reaction, and it hadn't subsided in a week... Can't believe the guy hadn't gone to a doctor.
01/15/2012
Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
I would NEVER do something like that. I'm too smart! Ha ha. The only thing close to this I've done is use lotion to give my boyfriend a hand-job. It didn't go anywhere near my insides and the worst it could have done is make our skin silky-smooth. :"D
01/15/2012
Contributor: kz916 kz916
havent had a problem luckly.
01/28/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was ... more
Yiiiikes! That is scary!
01/28/2012
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was ... more
Oh my gosh... that is terrifying. I'm scared of even using flavored lubes, nonetheless food!
01/28/2012
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
My boyfriend and I have used shampoo in the shower, but not for anything with penetration. He used a little bit on my clit and I used it to help with a hand job, and we didn't have any adverse reactions.
01/28/2012
Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
I've used weird stuff. Baby oil, butter, conditioner... I'm surprised I didn't get infections.
01/30/2012
Contributor: Anthony Anthony
Soap in the shower, lube otherwise. I don't understand how women could find it pleasant to use something irritating like soap :S
01/30/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
No I use only lubricant on my parts! I'd be too worried I'd get a reaction to even try something that's main purpose isn't lubricant.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Yikes, that story doesn't sound like much fun.
01/31/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I would be too scared to use anything other than something intended for lube.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Greenleaf Greenleaf
God lord no. I'm extremely chemical sensitive, and I have to watch out with REGULAR lubes to avoid a painful reaction. No way would I use something not intended for the purpose that I didn't have an ingredient list for.
01/31/2012