Would you buy lube by the gallon?

Contributor: Gimme More Gimme More
Yeah! I'd use it lol
01/17/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
Ahaha This is hilarious. A gallon of lube. I could make a slip and slide.
01/17/2012
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Hasn't anyone been to a lube wrestling party?
05/17/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Couple of gallons of lube + a kiddie pool...hmm, could be fun.
05/18/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
If I could buy Maximus or Gun Oil by the gallon, why not? I'd buy a set of those PVC sheets while I'm at it, haha.
05/18/2012
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

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i would definitely not buy lube by the gallon! i think that would look crazy to someone else lol
05/18/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by roskat
Couple of gallons of lube + a kiddie pool...hmm, could be fun.
Right, like dv8 is saying, lube wrestling. lol
05/19/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Hallmar82
If I could buy Maximus or Gun Oil by the gallon, why not? I'd buy a set of those PVC sheets while I'm at it, haha.
Ya know, I could go through a gallon of Maximus before the expiration date for sure.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
Oh hell yes. I would so buy a gallon.
05/19/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

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Couldn't commit to a lube for that long. Now I do love Liquid Silk, but would never use a gallon before it expired.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Vegan Silk Vegan Silk
If it were the right lube.
05/19/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

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1. I have no where to put that thing wtihout my kids asking what it is lol.
2. I rarely use lube, so I would never get that much all in one time.
3. Unless there are orgy parties going on at my house (Which there are not) I would have no use for this much lube
and 4. Wouldn't that go bad before you could use it all?? LOL
05/20/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
lol god no. I don't use lube though.
05/20/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by MamaDivine
1. I have no where to put that thing wtihout my kids asking what it is lol.
2. I rarely use lube, so I would never get that much all in one time.
3. Unless there are orgy parties going on at my house (Which there are not) I would have no use ... more
Possibly, in your case yes it would as it only has a three year shelf life. For me, as I need lube for every toys I use, I am pretty sure I could use it all before then.

As mentioned before, I think it would be best to use a smaller bottle and just refill it when needed rather than have the big jug sitting around. The jug could be stored out of site.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Double Analysis Double Analysis
Can't say I would. I don't go through lube quickly at all.
05/20/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
If it was the right price and I knew it was something I loved, OF COURSE I would!
05/20/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
I would say yes if it was Maximus or a higher quality lube.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
No way, we'd never use it all before it expired!
05/20/2012
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
Only if I already tested it before. My family do that with soap.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I wouldn't buy a gallon bottle but,I would buy one that was large one.The 35 oz is as far as I would go.
05/20/2012
Contributor: SkinFlute SkinFlute
I am a bulk buyer. I would love to also buy my lube in bulk!
05/20/2012
Contributor: Chami Chami
it would have to be my fav kind and then i dont even think i would because we dont use it to much.....i still have an 8 ounce bottle that is 2 years old....i dont think i could use it all
05/20/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
I could never use that much lube!
05/22/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
For a lube I liked? Absolutely!
05/22/2012
Contributor: Fawkes Fawkes
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

I am ... more
maybe, storage could be an issue though.
05/22/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I'd buy a gallon of Sliquid Sea.
05/22/2012
Contributor: Ilovelingerie Ilovelingerie
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

I am ... more
Not in a big bulky container like that. . . but maybe if there was a sale for different bottle that came together and equaled 1 gallon.
05/22/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Meanwhile, I found this on Amazon, and the reviews are pretty hilarious.


Example:

I bought this product thinking it would be the perfect way to disentangle my 5,000-odd porcupines after a peanut butter tanker flipped over in the yard during the nightly feeding frenzy.

Instead of separating them, it just made them amorous. Now I have 2500 pregnant female porcupines, 2500 henpecked males desperate to escape, and 6000 lbs of peanut-scented-porcu-p oo. Our farm, which formerly smelled lightly of lemons and sunshine, now reeks of coitus and used Jiff. The hog slaughter down the road is complaining. I'm considering a lawsuit.
05/22/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
Meanwhile, I found this on Amazon, and the reviews are pretty hilarious.


Example:

I bought this product thinking it would be the perfect way to disentangle my 5,000-odd porcupines after a peanut butter tanker flipped over in the ... more
Oh boy is that funny! I must say I choked on the price but I guess 55 gallons of lube would not be cheap. lol
05/22/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Ha! This was just posted by I-D Lubricants on FB this morning.


"Introducing our new convenient weekend size. Please note...its not TSA approved."
05/22/2012