The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by Heartthrob

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Don't Think an MD Can do This

The Masseuse is a cross between every masseuses dream and a malpractice suit for an MD. We find fake illnesses, fake treatments, and lots and lots of sex. If you like long, drawn out scenes you'll love the film. If you like believable plots, look elsewhere.
I can't say I've seen another like it
Not believable
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What can I say. I really didn't care for this film. It just wasn't believable to me. Don't get me wrong, the sex was fine, but the story line was really out there.

So, the Masseuse is the third sequel to a series of films. I haven't seen the others, but it really wasn't hard to jump right in. A look at previous episodes gets things rolling. Basically, a house call massage business is massaging more than just backs and sore necks. They're getting right down to those tight areas. Kayden, is the star of the film. Here, we find her in, well, not in her right mind. She dawns a sexy little army outfit and holds the masseuse up with a fake gun. Yes, you heard me right, it's a fake. In fact, the gun is a toy with a little red topper. This turned me right off. The man answers all her questions (although I think he should have bolted) and then is seduced right into her throws of passion. Here we find plenty of oral and intercourse.

Next, we are swept into a sex scene between two lovers. This scene is extremely long and includes plenty of breast shots. I frankly got bored less than half way through. You just switch from a breast shot to a close up view of the action. In this scene you get plenty of kissing and intercourse. You also get a squeaking, knocking on the wall, bed. A little distracting for me.

Now for the good part. Apparently, our sensual lover has broken up with his girlfriend whom he still lives with. She just can't understand why she isn't appealing to him or why he doesn't pay the rent but just brings in girls to have sex with. So, she calls the masseuse and waits for him eagerly. Once he arrives she attempts to get his pity by asking him what it is about her that simply turns men off. Then, she asks for a hand massage. Of course his hands start to go elsewhere and we end up in some hot, standing sex positions, with spanking and anal fingering.

Now we find Mike Blue in his office. Yes, he's an MD. His wife begs him to do her right then and there and just forget about his clients but he tells her he can't. After all, she wants enough money to go shopping with right? Wrong! She wants him and she tells his one client in the waiting room that he'll be a little longer than normal. Then, they get right down to hot, sweaty, moaning sex. Not bad.

Now we find out that Kayden has a problem, a mental problem. Granted, there are no real mental problems that cause only multiple sexual personalities, there is not a real medication to treat this, nor would anyone other than a psychiatrist dare, but for some reason Dr. Blue is dabbling where he shouldn't. He goes over Kayden's journal and discovers that she's not recovering as quickly as he'd like. It's been five months, she should be better right? Not really. He then tells her that he'll be checking in on her. Creepy. The last thing any doctor does is randomly check in on clients like that, but OK.

Now, Kayden is selling a house and going by another name. Apparently her client called Dr. Blue. How did her client have that information, I have no idea. Dr. Blue arrives, Kayden appears not to know him and the masseuse walks in to give her a massage. The client says he's buying and to just enjoy the massage. He then talks to Dr. Blue about her case! That would never happen. Anyhow, Kayden gets her massage and guess who's there to finish the sex?

This DVD blue ray combo pack is produced by DP. Run time is just shy of two hours. Special features include: A look behind the scenes, a photo real, and of course, the chapter index.

Actors and actresses include: Francesca Le, Mick Blue, Toni Ribas, Samantha Ryan, Scott Nails, James Deen, Kayden Kross, Yurizan Beltran. Everyone did a decent job and the sex was good but the story line was off putting for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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