The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by Ms. Spice

Masssuse 3 was made by porn makers, Digital Playground. They send you the film in both blu ray and DVD, which is pretty awesome for those who may not the former or the latter.

OK, let me start by saying, yes I know this is porn, but the plot was still kind of half assed. Now that I said that, let me talk about the actual film. The Masseuse 3 starts off with a recap of the former events that have happened in the first two films. The guy in charge is pissed at his employees because along with their massages, they've been performing sexual favors for them as well.

~Scene 1~
This starts off with a masseuse coming over to Kayden Kross's house to give her a massage. Her character apparently suffers from multiple personality disorder so she can't remember the massage that she ordered. After showing a plastic gun to the weirded out masseuse, they both end up giving each other oral and then they have some pretty regular PIV sex in her living room on the couch. It ends with a facial. The acting in this scene was quite good; it was pretty believable.

~Scene 2~
The ending of scene 1 cuts to scene 2 where a masseuse is in the middle of pleasuring a female client. I'm going to step in and give a personal opinion for two seconds. I love, love, love fake boobs, but the actress got a terrible job. The kind of job where I would have demanded my money back. They looked like massive bowling balls on her thin frame and there were stretch marks all over. But yeah, back to the film. The actor and actress end up giving each other oral in her bed and then it cuts to scene three.

~Scene 3~
Scene three starts with the actor and actress making out and then lead up to oral. The actress has a cute landing strip on her crotch which I really thought was nice. I didn't care for how small her boobs were, but I'm sure someone else would appreciate the naturalness. The two end up having PIV sex on the pool table.

~Scene 4~
This scene is about a husband and wife; the husband is Kross' psychiatrist. His wife just bought some lingerie and he's telling her that he wishes she bought a nice dress instead. She demands that he take the day off so that they may have sex, but he tells her that he has patients to care of. She persuades him to have sex; they start off with making out and then they give each other oral. By the way, his wife's acting is very fake and I couldn't stand listening to her. It was way too forced. They have PIV sex and then he finishes on her face. She leaves and then smirks at Kross. Kross then comes into his office where they have an exchange about her meds and how she needs to be taking them more often.

~Scene 5~
Kross is pretending to be a realtor and her client calls her doctor that she's shown him the same house three times. A masseuse shows up and the client insists that she takes the free massage. She at first declines, but then accepts. This is the first time an actual massage takes place in the film, but the only thing that happens is a close up on her pussy. The masseuse doesn't have sex with her.

~Scene 6~
The doctor tells the masseuse he has to check up on his client and he finds he in lingerie on a bed (I have no idea where the lingerie came from). He ends fondling her and then it leads to oral sex. There's a close up on her ring finger where perhaps this is the delusion where she's his wife/ fiance? They have sex and he finishes on her face and a bit on her hair. This is my favorite scene simply because I do have a doctor/ patient fetish.

I love porn so very much, but there are pieces where I wish that originality was required. The sex scenes were very vanilla, which I'm sure would work for some, but it didn't much for me. Basically, all the sex scenes started off with kissing, oral sex then vaginal sex. Then he would finish on her face. There was also minimal dirty talk, which was a major turn off for me. The plot was really loose and it was more of a filler for the sex. I think if the plot incorporated some bondage, toys, anything else, I would have liked it more. I did like the doctor/ patient relationship though; it's a personal interest of mine and I liked how it was carried out.

I liked the actors because, holy shit! they were pretty cute (at least for me). My thing about a lot of porn is that you have these gorgeous starlets and these ass ugly stars. The girls were quite pretty too and I like how it incorporated a small amount of pubic hair (but not too much, but again, personal preference).

I would recommend this for someone who likes vanilla porn or is looking for their first porn. Otherwise it will be interesting for about ten minutes and then you'll want to fast forward through it. And there is only one massage scene and there is no sex whatsoever.

It's not that I don't like it, but it just isn't good enough for me to want to watch it again. I tried to watch it with my best friend, and we both agreed that the sex is way too repetitive for our vanilla tastes.

I would recommend jumping around the sex scenes and watching just one or two because they are so repetitive. However, if you don't mind repetitive sex, then it's an excellent choice.