The super - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Cougarkat

Big Boy Ribbed Pleasure

If BIG, LONG and veiny TEXTURE is what you're looking for, this is the toy for you. It is not, I repeat, NOT for beginners. Do you want to work your way up to it? Try the softee ballsy cock.
It's something different, Big and veined. If textured is what you're looking for, this does it!
Possible separation from the penis and balls with extreme usage or o-ring harness usage.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Is your husband pleasuring you, but it's just not quite enough? Seeking something big and veined? This is the toy for you! It works great for females seeking the step further. It is NOT SMALL. When I first tried using this, it was a bit much for me. It wasn't huge in circumference but it was big as in length. If you enjoy dildos, but want that "real" or different feel, this is a toy to try. If you are a beginner with this, start slow. Don't use silicone based lubricant. I've found water based lubricant works really well. Take your time with it and enjoy. If you're advanced and use "big" toys as it is, this is a great addition to your collection. It is useable with a husband, alone, same sex couples, and even groups.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Cervix stimulation
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This is made out of safe, soft, and odorless food-grade material silicone. If you're like me, who is allergic to Latex, there are no worries here! Silicone is awarded a material safety of 10; the highest safety rating available on the site. It is veiny, and you can feel the texture which it is a nice change to smooth toys. It also warms up a bit as you play with it. It is on the "flexible" side. You can give it a firm squeeze and it feels real. It works just as great as the real thing, with an addition of length and texture.
    • Flexible
    • Realistic
    • Veiny

Design / Shape / Size

This dildo is realistic, resembling a penis and balls. It even feels an awful lot like a penis, and functions as one. It comes in two colors, Blue and Beige. The color is a bit lighter than the picture and has a nice almost pearlescent finish to it. As I have previously mentioned, this thing is quite big. It is also textured with veins. This is not a toy you'd want to take with traveling or want to leave out in plain view.

Length: 8 1/2"
Insertable length: 7 1/4"
Circumference: 6"
Diameter: 1 7/8" .
It is O-ring Harness compatible and is extremely light weight.
    • Advanced
    • Big
    • Veined


This toy is BIG and realistic. If you haven't tried smaller or similar ones, this is not for you. You do feel quite full, but I found that once I warmed up to it, it wasn't horribly uncomfortable. It sticks to walls if you really want to use it that way. It works best on a tub edge but only if you can take the full length well. The suction works the best using an o-ring harness, but as any dildo with balls, it tends to wear out and starts separating the balls from the penis. As stated before it does have some flexibility to it. It is waterproof and great for using in the bath tub especially if you have a shower head hose.
    • Big
    • Not discreet at all
    • Waterproof

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is easy to care for. You should keep this toy away from silicone-based lubricants and jelly toys. I keep it in a plastic bag by itself in the drawer with my other toys. I also store Silicone based toys, such as this one, in little plastic containers like pencil boxes, etc. Silicone does have a tendency to get a bit covered in dust and hair if not properly sealed. Washing it prior to every use like any toy is advised. Washing it after every use is common hygiene. You can do pretty much whatever you want; throw it in the dishwasher, use a mild bleach solution, toy cleaner, antibacterial soap and hot water, or boil it in some water. The best and quickest way is always antibacterial soap and hot water. I'd also suggest boiling (water hot enough to start bubbling) for 5 minutes maximum, once a month as common hygiene.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy came packaged in a blister package and an insert. It was decent packaging. The back of the insert lists its key points such as the material, its harness compatibility, suggesting to throw it in the dishwasher, and that it was made in America. There are no instructions but I'm fairly certain that if you need dildo instructions, well, this really is not the toy for you.
    • Minimal
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  • Falsepast
    Seperation of balls and penis? I should hope not
  • Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review & the warning about the separation issue.
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