The super - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by J03&Shaina

The Super Love Harpoon

The super is a very large and realistic feeling toy. It stands firm on a solid base with mighty blue balls and always ready for action. If you are looking for a new toy that will challenge you, provide intense sensations, and give you that full feeling, then The super is what you need.
Realistic, nice girth, and good length. Stable base, decent amount of weight.
Large hook like head can be a deal breaker
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


At first glance the best use for this toy is to stare at it in terror. Most individuals may have encountered a lot of length with moderate girth or large girth but average length. The super didn't get its name as a marketing ploy to compensate for something. This toy has it all and then some. If you are a fan of the larger than average crowd, love that full feeling, or simply want to try and experience something rather intense, then try harpooning yourself with this wonderful specimen.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Realistic design
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Intense anal

Material / Texture

The super is from Doc Johnson's platinum line of silicone toys. This material is very sturdy and yet slightly squishy. This silicone does not have a weird smell or taste either. Overall the material properties are excellent. Due to the size of this super phallus it is difficult to bend in half, if at all. It remains rigid and will allow for easy thrusting without bending and shying away. The veined texture is very natural and modest, you will hardly notice it if you are not used to the size of this unit.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Veined texture

Design / Shape / Size

The texture consists of a simulated vein pattern that follows a realistic superficial dorsal vein on the top of the shaft. These veins are heavily pronounced and are somewhat squishy. The glans and coronal sulcus are completely smooth. The underside has a smooth surface with a very pronounced urethral vein going from the base to the tip, where it combines into the glans. This portion is realistic looking and accurate to most anatomy books ;) The head is very pronounced, measuring 6.25 inches in circumference at the corona. Once you make it past the head the shaft is only 5.25 inches. From tip to base there are 7 inches of insertable,smooth/veined,shaft. It has a very sturdy base with a permanent case of blue balls :( I really like the design of this toy. Everything about it is great except for the massive flare at the end of the head. I have dubbed this toy as the "harpoon" because of how much hook the head creates with the shaft. Depending on how you intend to use this toy I would say above average users for vaginal play and advanced for anal play.
    • Advanced
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


As mentioned before, the larger head and its hook like design are somewhat bothersome. What I like about this toy is the size. It is just larger in some areas than my boyfriend and so it feels like the same thing, with some extra oomph! It has a flat base which works great with a double sided suction cup. Solo play is very rewarding with this toy. I dislike the initial insertion but the pronounced head does wonders to my G-spot. My relationship with this beast is a love-hate triangle. We use this to double my pleasure and I find the "full" feeling to be the most rewarding kind. So if you enjoy a similar feeling, The Super will not disappoint in that area. Anal play is a delicate matter with this: You need plenty of lube and some patience. I recommend being in "the zone" for this one. The phrase "Oh come on, just the tip." does not work with this toy. In fact, once you make it past the head, it's wonderful.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

As with other products made of this silicone care and maintenance are very easy. I typically wash this toy with antibacterial soap and water. You can sanitize it by boiling, bleaching, or using the sanitize cycle of the dishwasher. It's pretty tough material but teeth can leave some marks, so no biting! As with all silicone toys, keep away from silicone based lubricants which will damage your toy. This is a large and somewhat bulky toy, due to the base and balls. We keep this and other glass & silicone toys inside of an old laptop briefcase secured by the velcro strap. This actually works wonderfully because the case is soft and padded inside, hard on the outside, and we can lock it!
    • Easy to clean


This experience has been like adding a third member, but not the whole person, just the important parts. The experience was initially slow and intense. It was also like having to experience some things for the very first time again, and that was fantastic. Just the right amount of squeal factor followed by that "Oh! well hello there." moment.
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