Double dare - double ended dildo by EdenFantasys - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

Double dare

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I do not accept the Double Dare

While this toy may be something for someone who is advanced at juicer dildos, this dildo falls so flat for me. It provides me with sharp stinging pain, and not a single hope of an orgasm.
Color, $
Not for beginners at juicing, not safe for anal play.
Rating by reviewer:
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While this is my seventh glass dildo, this is my first juicer-type dildo. I can't tell you what I was expecting, but I usually always expect my toy to give me orgasmic bliss, but this toy had me pulling away in pain. It had me wishing that I hadn't shoved it into my vagina.

This is a relatively small dildo length wise and it consists of a heavily textured bulbous head on one side and a shaft with small bumps in it as well. I hate texture, and maybe that is why I'm stupid for thinking that I'd like this dildo.

The head is adorned with a raised swirl leaning into a row of raised bumps. Shoving this massive head into my vagina was painful, and the second I was able to fit it in I had to yank it out. It hurt. It pinched. I just didn't like it. I flipped it around and tried the shaft. BORING! If I wanted just a plain shaft, I'd use another dildo. Sigh.

Hope was not lost, the flared head could still be used as a stopper for anal play. So I tried maneuvering the shaft into my ass. I got past the first bump okay, but pushing past the second just wasn't something that I enjoyed. Plus, the juicer head just sticks out and I just don't like it.

I want to like this dildo, it is a pretty pink color, it is equipped with a storage pouch, it is marginally price. Why can I not like this? I have come to the conclusion that juicer dildos are not my thing.

Who would I recommend this to? To be honest no one, not unless you know you want your vagina juiced. The juicer end is not safe to be used anally, only the shaft but I would still recommend against that as well because no flared base, not safe for anal use.

I now have a $30 useless to me dildo, but at least I can say that I now know that I don't like the juicer-type dildos and I can move on with my sexual conquest!

Double Dare
Sorry for the awful photo, but my camera is broken and this dildo is GORGEOUS!
Follow-up commentary
It is still painful, overly textured, and just not something I want inside of my body. I still own it, but I do plan on giving it away, I just wish I would have fully thought out this purchase before I made it.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • brevado
    Good review. Thanks for the info.
  • lilys
    good review,thnx
  • J5ive
  • Rawr4483
    Good review! thanks!
  • TrophyWife
    Thank you for the review! (:
  • spiceboy
    I don't know if I totally get the juicer classification with this one. There's much less obnoxious toys that do that job without looking like torture devices!
  • Kwumii
    Good review, thanks!
  • ViVix
    Your pic isn't showing up just fyi. Do you think this toy requires a texture queen?
  • panthercat23
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review
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  • novanilla
    Thanks for the review
  • DixieDoo
    Good review!
  • evie.amor
    Sorry this didn't work for you, I think we've all had those "what was I thinking" moments from time to time.
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