Not For The Power-Queens

The Real Pleasure vibrator is best used for vaginal internal stimulation, though it can also be used externally on the clitoris as well. For safety reasons, the vibrator should not be used anally because it does not have a flared based. The toy can be used for solo or partner play.

Real Pleasure would be best suited for those who prefer vibrators with a realistic look and feel. The toy can be used in the shower or bath because it is waterproof. The toy would also be good for those who may be living with others and need their toys to be fairly quiet. This toy cannot be heard through a closed door.

The toy can be used by both beginners and advanced users alike, though the toy has a girth of approximately 5 inches so it’s best for those who know they prefer larger girthed toys.

The Real Pleasure is made of TPR and plastic. TPR is porous and cannot be disinfected, so it is important to always cover the toy with condoms if you plan on sharing it. You can use either water or silicone based lubricants with this toy. The toy is latex-free, phthalates-free, and hypoallergenic.

The material of Real Pleasure seemed to have been dusted with something to keep the material from getting sticky. After I had handled the toy, I had a bit of white powder left on my hands. The toy is very soft and squishy. The inner vibrating piece ends just before the head of the toy. The entire toy is squishy, though the head is extra squishy and can be bent in any way because there is no vibrator piece inside of the head area.



Real Pleasure has a textured head and veined shaft. The texture is similar to a real penis and should not be a problem for beginners or advanced users, as the texture is not extremely pronounced. The veins on the shaft of the toy cannot be felt when inserted, though the textured head of the toy can be felt. The material is smooth to the touch, though it does have a bit of drag to it when running the toy along the skin.

Right out of the package, the toy had a fairly strong odor of plastic and diesel fuel. Real Pleasure did not have any noticeable taste to it. After the toy was washed and dried, the diesel smell was still there.

Real Pleasure is pink in colour. The shaft of the toy is baby pink, and the head of the toy is a brighter pink. The bright pink colour on the head of the toy does fade quite quickly after being washed a couple of times. The colour fades to match the shaft baby pink colour. The toy has detailing to it which makes it more realistic looking, such as the veined shaft, the ribbed area around the head of the toy, and the subtle lines on the head.



The toy is approximately 7 3/4 inches in length, though the insertable part of the toy above the vibrating piece is only 6 1/2 inches. The insertable portion of the vibrator has a circumference of anywhere between 4 1/2 - 5 1/4 inches. The circumference is bigger near the bottom of the shaft. The size of the toy is best suited for toy users who know that they are comfortable with a larger girthed toy. For a beginner, the girth may be slightly uncomfortable. The toy is fairly large to travel with, and is not discreet at all.

The toy requires 2 AAA batteries, which are not included. At the bottom of the toy is a black twist cap that can be twisted off to access the battery compartment. The twist cap is very easy to get both on and off of the toy without any hassle. There is a clear plastic o-ring that meets the twist cap when tightly secured. The o-ring prevents any water from entering the battery compartment.



At the very bottom of the twist cap, there is a dial that controls the vibration level. The dial starts at “off”, and can be turned to increase the vibration intensity from low to high. The dial has little ridges on it, so it’s easy to control even with fully lubricated hands. The vibration intensity on the lower level is around a 1 on a 1-5 scale (5 being extreme, 1 being low). At the maximum vibration level, the intensity is approximately a 3 or 3.5. The vibrations do not distribute equally throughout the toy. While you can feel the vibration throughout the toy, it is most powerful 2 1/2 inches down from the top of the toy (the head). The vibrations are quite weak at the head of the toy.

The toy is difficult to thrust, because the only area of the toy that can be handled well with lubricated hands is the dial at the very bottom of the toy. The twist cap and the insertable portion of the toy become very slippery. If you want to use the toy for thrusting purposes, you will need to make sure your hands and the twist cap are dry. The toy is not very heavy and the weight should not become a problem while using it. The toy can also be used with just one hand (unless you are thrusting with lubricated hands).

The vibrations are buzzy rather than rumbly and are fairly quiet. On the lower settings, the toy cannot be heard from beneath a cover, and on the highest setting it cannot be heard through a closed door. I did not submerge the toy in water, but I did not have any issues with water getting into the battery compartment while cleaning the toy.

Real Pleasure can be cleaned with warm water and a mild soap. You can also use toy wipes or sprays. Once the toy is washed, it can be patted dry with a soft, clean towel. Cleaning the toy takes an extra minute or two because of the extra attention that the creases underneath the head of the toy and along the veined areas need.

After the toy was cleaned, the material felt less smooth; it had much more drag to it after the powder was rinsed off. The toy can be dusted with cornstarch (do not use TALC) before storing the toy away to prevent the sticky feeling.

The toy can be stored in the plastic casing it arrived in, or in a drawer/toy chest. The toy should be stored with some sort of protection (zip lock bag, cloth, etc) because it does collect dust and picks up lint/animal hair very easily.

The Real Pleasure arrived in a clear, plastic casing. The casing is not product-specific; it has information about EdenFantasys and the point program (similar to what you would find on the Eden Wipes packaging). Inside of the casing, the toy is in a sealed plastic bag. This bag has no photos or text on it, other than the words, "Made In China". After you've opened the casing and the thick plastic bag surrounding the toy, there is one thinner plastic bag that you'll need to open to get to the toy. The packaging is not discreet, as it is clear and you can see the realistic vibrator through the packaging. The packaging also has the word "sex" on it.



There were no user instructions in or on the packaging, though the product is simple enough to use without an instruction manual. The casing is a sturdy plastic and would be good for storing the vibe when it's not in use.

When I used the Real Pleasure vibrator, I wasn’t overly impressed. While the girth was impressive, the vibrations were very mild, even on the highest setting. Personally, I need stronger vibrations, and I would have really liked the head of the vibrator to have more strength as well. If you are a power queen like I am, you will be disappointed with the lack of intensity this toy provides.

Other than the low vibration level, the toy is nice (especially for the price). I love the squishy feeling of the toy and the realistic look it has. It’s also a bonus that the toy is waterproof. I’ve decided to give Real Pleasure a 4 out of 5 because it’s an inexpensive toy that would work well for most toy users… just not us power-queens.