Real Mediocre

The Real Pleasure is intended to be an internal vaginal vibrator, though it can be used as a clitoral vibrator as well. Anal use is not recommended, unless a stopper is added for safety. Depending on your anatomy, this could be a great G-spot vibrator as well. It can be used solo, or during couples' play. It is completely waterproof, and has a realistic look and feel.

Beginners may not want to start with this toy, due to its size. Advanced users will enjoy this toy, as long as they don't mind the lack of power in its vibrations. It can be used anywhere, even in roommate situations. It is whisper-quiet, and cannot be heard through a closed door.

The Real Pleasure is made of TPR (thermoplastic rubber) and plastic. The internal vibrator that holds the batteries is made of plastic, while the insertable portion of the toy is made of TPR. TPR is relatively safe to use, but picks up lint and hair better than your vacuum cleaner.

Lube is a must when putting this toy to use! TPR causes a bit of drag when used.

The toy smelled and tasted horrible upon arrival. Its smell reminded me of gasoline, and the taste is indescribable. The smell disappeared after washing a few times.

It is soft to the touch, and squishy when squeezed. The Real Pleasure has a texture similar to that of a real penis, with a clearly defined head, and veins. I absolutely enjoyed the realistic feel of this toy. Beginners, and advanced users alike, can enjoy the realistic texture of this toy.

It is latex- and phthalates-free and has an anti-bacterial property. This is a food-grade material. TPR is porous, so if you are going to share, using a condom is recommended.

It's 8" in total length with a 6.5" insertable length. It's 2.25" in diameter. It is pink in color, and has a texture similar to a real penis, complete with veins, and a clearly defined head. The size is great for those who want a relatively realistic size. Beginners can utilize this to work up from smaller dildos or vibrators. It is quite squishy and soft, making it not so intimidating for beginners. The internal vibrator only extends up through 3/4 of the toy, leaving the head very flexible.

The vibrations don't really carry through the whole toy, which was disappointing! This toy is not discreet at all, due to its size and color, but can easily be concealed if needed. Traveling with this toy may be a bit difficult. It needs a case for discretion, and is difficult to clean and keep clean. I would also recommend taking the batteries out before traveling, due to the dial base.

The Real Pleasure is operated by two AAA batteries. It has a dial on its base that controls the vibrations. This toy is relatively quiet and completely waterproof. The dial base is super easy to use, but not so convenient: the dial kept slipping for me while in use, and while traveling. I had a vibrating purse! The vibrations were too weak for me, and I couldn't feel them in the head of the toy.

To care for the Real Pleasure, simply wash it with warm water and a mild soap, or your favorite toy cleaner. Washing should be done before and after use! Only water-based lube should be used with this product; anything else will break down the material. Store it in a cool, dark place - preferably in a plastic bag, or away from dust. I keep mine in a plastic bag, in my toy box.

The Real Pleasure arrived in a clear, thin, plastic casing, with the EdenFantasys logo printed on the front. Inside the plastic casing, the toy was in a clear plastic bag. The toy was dusted with a white powder, I'm guessing so that it wouldn't stick to the bag. It came with no user instructions. The packaging is not discreet! You can clearly see the realistic vibrator inside. I would not recommend using this package for gifting or storage, due to discretion concerns, and the flimsiness of the plastic. It is recyclable, so I recycled it!