The Noble

No finer gentleman or pseudo gentlemen will you find bedside than the VIP. Luxuriously accommodating girth is what he is all about. Even Despite his ample size you will be begging for more right out of the gates. It's plushness allows a low impact entry, yet its mass is so fulfilling once inside as it balloons back to size.
TOP of CLASS! luxuriously plush, airbrushed realism, premier function
Balls can interfere with lower harnessing mechanism
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
A skin tone Masterpiece, dare I say more? I find Tantus products to be of pretty good quality but they really knocked this one out of the park. Its a skin tone beige color which I normally avoid. However, its velvety burnished exterior that the soft toys often have, dampens its artificial color tone much more than most similar toys. Which lends it a more naturally realistic hue. Its made from silicone which is extremely plush all the way through. No dense core on this one like the O2 series. On the density scale, I would rate this as softest..ever. I've never had a toy as plush. This of course does make it somewhat floppy. Though it surprisingly didn't make insertion anymore difficult than with the firmer toys. Just coax the head in, and enjoy. Its length adds to this quality. It is long enough that you don't have to micromanage it staying in place or popping out. So you can pretty much go on auto-pilot while using it in a strap-on like you would any other dildo.

As far as harnessing goes, it does work, but the balls do interfere with the lowest centrally located strap on the ring harness. I did once force it to snap and the plush little balls did yield but i didn't want to tear it, and it really didn't work any better. Overall being on snap short didn't cause any major problems, sometimes a minor hiccup when going fast, but its always somethin. You can also feed it through the back hole of the leather harness forgoing the ring harness. We never do that and chose to rock it as previously stated. When using this toy without the harness, the balls likewise have the ultra soft blend of silicone and it feels great to bounce up and down on them as you sit on a bed or even harder surface.

This last feature is unique to this piece. I've never jumped, slammed, and ground my ass into a dildo before. Typically I remain on the reserved side. But this is so soft that there is never too much; Speed, or psi of Thrust. It gets ridiculous. It moves in and out so gracefully because it can compress down as much as an inch. But once inside it balloons back out and allows you to be filled and fulfilled by a size you couldn't normally manage at a speed and savageness you can handle with this. I could wax on with more gory details but instead I'd like to leave off with the fact that I require an extra star. I've given alot of great toys 5 well deserved stars. But this toy somehow needs to be distinguished as the King of that hill. So I hereby rate this


Do yourself a favor and put this at the front of your list and give it a try. My only remaining thought is,
When are they going to make a bigger one?

Treat like all silicone: Use only water based lube. To clean put in boiling water or light bleach solution.
Follow-up commentary
This is remains our favorite average size dildo. It is so plush and comfy, it is a sensual experience. After all these years my only wish is that it was a bit bigger.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: married with children
    I know that this is ont the product page, but what is the diameter and length of this dildo? good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: ToyingCouple
    Love the heaps of glowing praise you gave this dildo but a little more info would be nice such as dimensions.
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    I agree with Sloppy Donkey and ToyingCouple. Add the dimensions and it's all good! Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Robin Goodfellow
    I typically don't include measurements on my reviews. Instead I try to interpret how I found these sizes to function in use. I do this to avoid redundant information since all the dimensions are readily available on the main product page. Particularly with this product. There are pictures with dimensions for everything you would ever want to know and I would recommend checking it out. But since you've all asked:

    Length: 7"
    Insertable length: 6"
    Circumference: 5 1/2"
    Diameter :1 1/2"
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  • Contributor: pinkcupcakes
    looks great, thanks!
  • Contributor: Anjulie
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Red Riding Hood
    I did like the review, although I'd love to hear more details about the product. I'm quite glad it worked out so well for you! Maybe next time you can add some detail about the surface texture and how well it stores and cleans and such. Thanks!
  • Contributor: LilLostLenore
    this looks fun. great review.
  • Contributor: joeycute
    Great review!
  • Contributor: null
    I agree that including size information is a little redundant, but people have come to expect it so I suppose we must include it.
    Great review btw.
  • Contributor: kawigrl
    nice review
  • Contributor: Itinerant
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    I don't have a harness so the con doesn't worry me much.
  • Contributor: karenm
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: eri86
    Thanks for taking the time to write your review and share it with us.
  • Contributor: EdwardCullen
    Thanks for the review.
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