Patchy Paul II - g-spot vibrator by Fun Factory - review by BoomersGirl

Adorable Little Guy, But Not Enough Bang for the Buck

If you're looking for adorable, this may be what you're looking for. However, if you're like me and want to get the most for your hard-earned money, you can get toys with more functionality and features for less money.
Adorable. Strong vibrations.
Vibration dial too easily budged and turns toy off.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I have had this fella for awhile now so we've had lots of "bonding" time together. I use him mostly for clitoral stimulation and he does do a fine job. His "head" helps in that respect as it's slightly curved, helping to reach the clitoral area just right. The "head" is supposed to stimulate the g-spot internally. For me, it just didn't quite do the job in that respect. The ridges? Makes him cuter, but also didn't do much for me personally. Visually, he's a cute critter. In reality, for the price, you can find better vibrators with more functions.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
    • Outdoor fun
    • Shower

Material / Texture

This wormy guy is made of nice soft, silky silicone. I don't recall any odor upon receiving him. He is ribbed although again, to be honest, I don't really notice them. The size and texture would make him a good choice for beginners or more advanced users. His best feature is his curved "head" which while it didn't quite get my g-spot, does aid is clitoral stimulation.

Design / Shape / Size

I like the design in that visually, he's just pretty darn cute. The size for me was nice. Not too big. Not too small. I prefer clitoral stimulation over vaginal stimulation and this one does a pretty good job at that. It's not designed to look like a penis, but still it's pretty obvious what it's used for. My 12 year old caught a glimpse of it accidentally and I could tell by the look on his face he knew what it was - embarrassing. Also, if you like using toys during intercourse to add clitoral stimulation, this toy does not work well for that. It's pretty flexible so it's hard to hold it to get enough pressure there and even with the head, the roundness of the toy makes it hard to use for this purpose.

Functions / Performance / Controls

He is waterproof for shower purposes only. I took him in the shower a couple times and - eh... nothing fabulous there. The battery compartment is at the base where the vibration dial is. The max vibration is intense enough although not out-of-this-world so. The toy is fairly quiet, but not immensely so. My main problem with this toy is the vibration dial. You turn it to increase the vibration, but to turn it off, you keep turning until it goes off. Which is annoying because the "off" setting is right after the most intense vibration setting (which is what I use) and it's too easy to bump it just enough to shut it off (which can be extremely frustrating if you know what I mean).

Care and Maintenance

Easy to clean with soap and water or silicone toy-cleaner (don't forget to get in the ridges). Can be stored with other toys in a box or "love drawer". If you're looking for durable and long-lasting, this toy measures up. I have had it for around 2 years and it's as good as new. And even though there are newer toys with more functions, he's still a keeper for me.
Follow-up commentary
While I still love how cute this guy is, I haven't used him in some time. There are so many better vibes out there at comparable price that have more functionality. I doubt he'll get much use (if any) in the future.
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  • ToyingCouple
    This does seem pricey for what you get....good review of this vibe.
    I'd die of embarrassment if my kids found our toys!Blush
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile

    Such an odd color, I do not know if I like it or not...
  • Sammi
    Nice review Smile
  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • LicentiouslyYours
    Nice review. I've got a 12 year old too, probably he was just as mortified as you were. Winking
  • ? Amanda ?
    Great Review
  • ? Amanda ?
    Great Review
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • dezzydezire
    Thanks for the review.
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