Patchy Paul II - g-spot vibrator by Fun Factory - review by chelseahotel1224

Great, but doesn't last long

Personally, this item was disappointing because it didn't last long. However, if it had lasted, this would have been one of my favorite toys, which I definitely would have used daily.
Easy to use, great for beginners.
Doesn't last long.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is great for both clitoral stimulation and penetration. It was my first vibrator, and a great one at that. It's perfect for first-timers because it's friendly, easy, and the strength was easily controlled. It was easy to use by myself and with my boyfriend.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • College students
    • Everyone
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Group event/party
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home

Material / Texture

The material of the Patchy Paul was really interesting. I loved that it wasn't hard and stiff, but rather soft and bendy. It made it more realistic and more comfortable to use. The texture of the rings was also wonderful with penetration. The texture, like the other features of the toy, is really great for beginners. It adds to the toy, but it's not very dramatic.

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the toy was interesting as well. The tip of the toy made it incredibly easy to use for clitoral stimulation. The size was great as well. It was a decent size and a good width, but not overwhelming. Again, great for beginners. This toy is easy to store, and when I traveled with it, I had no problems. The vibrator didn't break and didn't turn itself on during travel. The one problem that was eventually solved was putting the batteries in. It was difficult at first, but once you find the right area and apply pressure, the batteries are easy to take in and out.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy wasn't noisy, especially compared to others. The controls were really easy to use, as it was just a dial, however, if you turn it the wrong way in the heat of the moment, that could create some issues. Personally, my toy stopped working after a few months, and I'm not sure why. I know that it was working fine until it was exposed to water.

Care and Maintenance

I stored my toy with my other toys in a plastic container by my bed. This toy is really, really easy to take care of. The material is really easy to clean, and just needs a little soap and water.


The toy is packaged with instructions and a small packet of lube. The instructions were fairly easy to comprehend.

Personal comments

Like I said before, this is a great toy, especially for beginners. Almost everything about it is easy. However, the one drawback was it didn't last very long, and obviously if you're spending a good amount of money on something like this, you want it to last.


I loved to use this toy by myself and with my partner. The various pulsations brought me many quick orgasms when that's what I was looking for. And with my partner, it was great to use all over my body. Because it's a great toy for beginners, it's also a great toy for partners who are beginners. My partner, having no previous experience with vibrators, figured it out very quickly and enjoyed using it on me.
Follow-up commentary
Even though I liked this toy while it was working, the fact that it broke so quickly was obviously a huge turn off, especially because of the price. I don't know if the one I got was defective or I caused water damage, but I wouldn't order this toy. There are plenty of reliable toys for a similar price (or even cheaper) that I've used that haven't broken, so I definitely wouldn't recommend this to anyone.
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  • Jul!a
    What exactly is the toy made of?

    Nice first review too Smile
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden Smile
  • ......
    Thanks for the review!
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Welcome to Eden! Great first review.
  • Heartthrob
    How well did it stimulate your g spot?
  • Sammi
    Welcome to the community!
  • Kynky Kytty
    This line of Fun Factory vibes makes very good first vibrators. Sorry that yours did not last long, mine's still working after over 4 years. Thanks for the review.
  • Airen Wolf
    Sounds like Paul didn't like water. Sad face Good to know though since it's one of the pricier models.
    Thanks for the reivew and welcome to the community!
  • chelseahotel1224
    Thank you all for your warm welcome! Smile
    According to Fun Factory's website (I couldn't remember) the toy is made of 100% medical grade silicone. Also, it stimulated my g-spot really well, but it wasn't something that I used it for often, as I prefer clitoral stimulation.
  • BadgersRose
    Great review, too bad it broke for you so soon.
  • dezzydezire
    Thanks for the review.
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