Total euphoria mini-massager - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Wildchild

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Complete Euphoria & Bliss

Well worth the money spent. Will becomes a girls only BFF. Two vibrating functions and one pulsating functions. Comes in pink or purple.
Multi-speed, multi-function, earth moving orgasms.
Heats up a bit after extended use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Total Euphoria Mini-mMassager has made some fast enemies within our toy collection. This massaging bullet has become her favorite toy by far. A must have for any woman that knows what she wants and desires. This is an orgasmic toy for novice and experienced users.

This is a toy that requires imagination. The more imagination you have the more intensive the experience. Wondering why you need imagination? Simple, there are no instructions. We have found that this mini-massager stimulates the nipples, clitoris and delivers an over the top, screaming “O” when used for G-spot stimulation with its three functions. This toy is best used for solo play; it's awkward when used with a partner, a design fault in our opinion.

Total Euphoria is made from ABS plastic with a PU coating. The ABS plastic with the PU coating has a material safety rating of 7. This material gives this toy a velvety smooth feel, with no design seams. The Total Euphoria was designed with a contour to optimize G-spot simulation. From what my wife claims, it delivers with a 1, 2, 3 punch. The overall length is 5 ¾“, with an insertable length of 2 ½”, a circumference of 3 ¾”, and diameter of 1 ¼”. It weighs only 2.5 oz. This mini-massager really does fit in the palm of your hand.

Cal Exotics out did themselves with this mini-massager. Why you ask? The Total Euphoria runs on 2 AAA batteries. The wife has used this G-spot vibrator for a total of three hours on the same set of batteries. She has noted that after about 15 minutes or so, the mini-massager gets really warm and too uncomfortable to continue use. There are three functions controlled by a push button switch located pat the neck of the toy. There are two vibrating and one pulsating function.

Water and silicone based lubricants are only recommended for use with the Total Euphoria. Clean up is easy. Antibacterial soap with warm water or a toy cleaner will do the trick. The one place where deposits may gather is where the battery compartment screws together. Storage amongst other toys is not an issue either. If you buy one, I don't see it spending much time amongst your other play toys.

This is a great small toy that is very travel friendly; however it's on the loud side. I don't mean loud as in the neighbors will call the police, but as in loud you can hear it thru a closed door. The water proof in the bathtub we can't comment on, but we had no problems in the shower. Just make sure that the battery compartment cap is tightly sealed.
Follow-up commentary
I would be a liar if I didn't say that this was one of the very few toys that saw the most action. We liked it from the time we bought it until the time I had to retire it for personal reasons. A great toy worth the price.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Total euphoria mini-massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples
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    Its nice to know how powerful these little ones are, I havebought many that dont quite hit the spot, so it looks like this one may do it, love the shape of this too.
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    Thank you for the praise, glad i could answer some questions you may have had.
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