A Bullet Shaped Like a Gun

This is a good toy for just about everyone whether you're looking to try something a little different or looking for add to your collection of clitoral simulators. The only thing that you run the risk of is getting bored of the lack of variety of functions, but even then, it's still worth the buy.
Ergonomic shape, has a handle, cute design, easy to use
Only three functions
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I've found that this little toy is best used to clitoral stimulation. While the bullet can comfortably fit into my vagina and still be maneuverable, it wasn't really long enough to hit any sweet spots. However, I've found that it works to stimulate other areas, such as the nipples, very nicely. The lowest vibrational setting is the perfect amount of intensity to aid foreplay and get you ready for the main attraction. As previously mentioned, the toy works more than adequately as a clitoral vibrator because of it's shape and reach.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This being the first velvet-coated plastic toy I got, I have to say that I'm very impressed by the feel of the product. It doesn't make much difference to my lady parts, but my hands are definitely thankful to have something smooth and soft to hold onto. At first, I was afraid that I wouldn't like it because it wasn't silicone (I've learned to become picky about my materials), but I've definitely become a bit of the convert. I was equally as glad to notice the toy had no disagreeable smell and that the surface of the toy was perfectly smooth, even where the separate pieces of plastic were connected.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

When I saw the product for the first time in the picture, I was a little questioning as to how I would feel about it. After all, it doesn't really provide a good example of how the product will look once you actually get your hands on it. However, once I had it home and out of the box, the first thing I did was grasp the handle and it was an absolutely perfect fit. This bullet with a handle has curves in all the right places, making it easy to use from just about every angle. The only way this could have been better is if the head was adjustable, but that's alright because I've found it's just as comfortable to flip the toy belly up (so that the button is by your forefinger instead of your thumb) and use it from that angle. The design of this toy is perfectly ergonomic.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The only complaint I have about this toy is it's lack of variation. Even the difference from the low to high vibration wasn't very noticeable. The only other option was to have it oscillating on the high setting, which I can't say did much for me.

That being said, the toy is pretty easy to use. To turn it off, simply cycle through it's settings. However, I have had a few experiences where it seemed to skip the oscillating setting and go straight to turning off. That was a bit frustrating.

Over all, it's not very noisy; about as loud as the average medium-powered bullet.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Because of it's handle, it's a larger than the average bullet and therefore harder to store. However, it's about the same size as most medium-sized vibrators and could be stored anywhere with enough space to store those. I simply keep mine in a drawer with the rest of my toys.

To clean it off, just use soap and water. There aren't many places for germs to hide in this toy, so don't worry about it being high maintenance.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
While this toy is handy and cute, the other toys in my arsenal still top this one. It'd probably be good for less experienced, sensitive users, but this just doesn't get me off on its own. [New rating: 3.5/5]
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: BadassFatass
    Great review!
  • Contributor: KinkyLadii
    Thanks for the review Hun When I first received/used this product I was kinda wondering How it was supposed to fit inside since it was not Long enough But def great as a Clit stimulator
  • Contributor: Ladygaga
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Joie de Cherresse
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    What an odd looking toy. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: girl next door
    this is a bit weird looking, but I got to love that it's pink Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: liilii080
    It's a unique shape. Thanks for the review.
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  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Lizzy
    Nice review thanks
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    thank you!
  • Contributor: roskat
    Thank you. This toy has an interesting shape.
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    Great review! Thanks for sharing
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    Thank you!
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