Total euphoria mini-massager - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by RemusHalifax

I've found that this little toy is best used to clitoral stimulation. While the bullet can comfortably fit into my vagina and still be maneuverable, it wasn't really long enough to hit any sweet spots. However, I've found that it works to stimulate other areas, such as the nipples, very nicely. The lowest vibrational setting is the perfect amount of intensity to aid foreplay and get you ready for the main attraction. As previously mentioned, the toy works more than adequately as a clitoral vibrator because of it's shape and reach.

This being the first velvet-coated plastic toy I got, I have to say that I'm very impressed by the feel of the product. It doesn't make much difference to my lady parts, but my hands are definitely thankful to have something smooth and soft to hold onto. At first, I was afraid that I wouldn't like it because it wasn't silicone (I've learned to become picky about my materials), but I've definitely become a bit of the convert. I was equally as glad to notice the toy had no disagreeable smell and that the surface of the toy was perfectly smooth, even where the separate pieces of plastic were connected.

When I saw the product for the first time in the picture, I was a little questioning as to how I would feel about it. After all, it doesn't really provide a good example of how the product will look once you actually get your hands on it. However, once I had it home and out of the box, the first thing I did was grasp the handle and it was an absolutely perfect fit. This bullet with a handle has curves in all the right places, making it easy to use from just about every angle. The only way this could have been better is if the head was adjustable, but that's alright because I've found it's just as comfortable to flip the toy belly up (so that the button is by your forefinger instead of your thumb) and use it from that angle. The design of this toy is perfectly ergonomic.

The only complaint I have about this toy is it's lack of variation. Even the difference from the low to high vibration wasn't very noticeable. The only other option was to have it oscillating on the high setting, which I can't say did much for me.

That being said, the toy is pretty easy to use. To turn it off, simply cycle through it's settings. However, I have had a few experiences where it seemed to skip the oscillating setting and go straight to turning off. That was a bit frustrating.

Over all, it's not very noisy; about as loud as the average medium-powered bullet.

Because of it's handle, it's a larger than the average bullet and therefore harder to store. However, it's about the same size as most medium-sized vibrators and could be stored anywhere with enough space to store those. I simply keep mine in a drawer with the rest of my toys.

To clean it off, just use soap and water. There aren't many places for germs to hide in this toy, so don't worry about it being high maintenance.