Total euphoria mini-massager - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by MamaDivine

When I first seen the Total Euphoria Mini Massager, I was looking for actual massagers. Not anything for sexual use. However, what I found (when I received this toy) was that it was going to be a great toy either way! I love the feel and contour of the Total Euphoria Mini Massager and its so light and compact that it can go anywhere with me!

The Total Euphoria Mini Massager is a handheld massager that fits perfectly into your hand. Depending on your hand size, of course. When it arrived, it was in a clear, plastic box that was somewhat discreet. I wouldn't say that someone reading the box would come to the conclusion that it was a "non sexual" item, but for the most part, all that really sticks out on it, at first glance is the word "Massager".

The Total Euphoria Mini Massager is made of a PU Coated plastic. It has a very smooth, velvety feel to it. It is light weight, so it isn't one of those "Sturdy" feeling massagers. I love the smoothness of the product. It glides nicely on the skin (if using it for a non sexual massage) without the use of any lubricants or massage oils. Because of the material of this product, only water based and silicone based lubricants are suggested with use. I would not use with an actual oil based lubricant (because, obviously, it isn't suggested with this toy). This would also probably rule out any type of oil based massage oils. Though, like I said before, it really doesn't need any of the oils if using for a massage.

I like the design of this massager, because of the way you can hold it in your hand "like a gun" and have a prominent angle to reach the back, shoulders, lower back and of course, the clitoris. Depending on the angle you decide to use this in, it can become somewhat awkward to hold though. I found that, when using it as a clitoral stimulator, it was a tad awkward. Once you get used to the feel of hanging on to it though, use is a breeze. I found that inserting this toy for a G Spot stimulator also works very well! Because of the design of the toy and the angle it is at, if you use it just right, it can be a wonderful G spot stimulator making that spot very easy to reach!

The longer "handle" part of the toy is where you hang on to it by. The smaller "end" is the area that contains the bullet. The "On" button is located at the top of the "handle" or near the middle of the toy. This is perfectly located to hit with your thumb, while hanging onto the toy. The vibrations can be felt all throughout the toy (even in the handle) though they are strongest in the smaller end. The multispeeds are "High/Low/Pulsating". I would rate these vibrations on a 3-4 scale. They certainly aren't numbing by any means, but they are a pretty good power behind them.

The curves on this toy make neck massages very easy to do solo and fit perfectly around the back of the knees, calves and wrists. I really love this toy for massages, but it works perfectly for a clitoral massager too! At $24.99, this toy is pretty appropriately priced, as you can do so much with it!

The Total euphoria mini massager is WATERPROOF (Which is always a plus) so this can make bath time, shower time or even a hot tub experience a great one! I haven't found the waterproof feature of this toy to be faulty by any means, so I would feel safe using this anywhere.

The batteries are inserted by twisting lightly on the bottom of the "handle" portion of the massager. It takes 2 AAA batteries. It is pretty compact so I would say that traveling with this toy would be rather easy and discreet. I would say that it can be a bit loud or rattle when on the "High" setting, but its not really too bad.

I still like this vibrator, but not as the original purpose that I purchased it for. Yes, it still works great as a massager for my hands, But I found that this vibrator gives MUCH more pleasure as a G spot toy! Pointed upward, and comfortable handling, this toy does so much more. Im really happy with my purchase!