Total euphoria mini-massager - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by sassypantsplacek

Big Vroom in a Little Package!

Overall, this is a good item, but it needs a little tweaking. It has great vibrations, great G-spot stimulation, and great shape, but needs more noise control.
Shape, strong vibrations
Makes your hand go numb, a little noisy
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I love the shape of the vibrator. It seems to really work well, if you know what I mean. It works great for G-spot stimulation, but could be used for other areas as well. It has a nice, velvety surface that works for smooth vibrations. The vibrator can be used with a partner or for masturbation. I love the power and shape. However, it seems to numb the hand quite fast and is a little more noisy than I would like. I mean it's not like the neighbors will hear, but in a quiet house, someone in the next or in the same room would hear it even if the TV was on.

The size of the Total Euphoria is deceiving for as powerful as it is. Within moments of turning it on, I was completely turned on and ready to orgasm. It was good for multiple orgasms and easy to use. As I am the only one using it, covering it was not necessary. It is waterproof and works great in the bathtub as well. I loved using it in the shower! The only drawback is that you need to make sure all the compartments are tightened. This is because it seems like a little fluid leaks in, just not to the battery compartment.

The batteries seem to last a great amount of time in the vibrator making it so you have plenty of "play time" before changing them. Since the toy is small, it is discreet to transport and store. The velvety coating makes for easy cleaning and great maintenance. When you are wet it does not slip like a normal plastic one does.

The packaging was okay. However, with the lack of instructions, it pretty much made me think its purpose was only to be left to the imagination. Hence, I tried clit and G-spot stimulation, and it took me for a nice orgasmic ride. It is certainly a great buy and will replace my plastic bullet in my toy collection.
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My Total euphoria mini-massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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