Total euphoria mini-massager - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Hanah

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Little shape with a big punch!

The insertion is just enough, added with the vibration of the handle in all the right places. A perfect gift for anyone looking to get her excited fast and enjoy the ride that comes after!
It's small, but powerful!
It's a bit noisy for my "discreet" level.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I looked at this little palm-size vibrator in the box and thought, "Surely, no way!" There was really no instructions on which way, when, where. I put the batteries in, and when the noise was more than "discreet," I sighed, thinking again: "a bad one." This little purple jewel is my new favorite toy. I started on low and inserted the tip into my vagina. The handle vibrated as well, which was quite odd for me. Why would a handle vibrate? But I shrugged it off and gently settled the handle against my clit. With a few short movements, I was riding up the orgasm coaster. It took me hard and fast; and it totally surprised me so that I forgot to turn it off afterward and came again almost immediately! That never happens to me. I am a slow, "let's introduce ourselves" kind of girl.

I absolutely adore that it was waterproof; I will have to try it in the water next! I will let you know, dear friends, how it turns out. There was absolutely no smell of "new toy" or any foul odor. It had several different modes for different types of excitement. I tried the varying speeds just tonight, and I have to tell you that slow worked best for me. This is absolutely a must-have for any toy collection. It cleaned easily with simple soap and water, and no greasy residue remained. Since this is strictly my toy, I didn't "cover it." But, it would be easy to cover.

It was the size of my palm; but, man, did it pack a punch. Watch out, orgasm world - here we come! For such a small toy, I do wish it was softer so that I could take it in the movie theater, and my partner could have a good time distracting me.
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My Total euphoria mini-massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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