Nightmare Bunny

Ok, so, I am pretty sure that nightmares are made from clowns and bunnies like these. Gray aliens may help out part time as well. If you are looking for a toy that probably was cut from the movie IT for being too creepy, then this is exactly what you are looking for.

You can use it, if you have the guts, to stimulate external areas. It is really too small to be used safely and effectively vaginally or anally. Seriously, don't use this anally. It lacks a flared base, so it could be pulled into the anal cavity. Then you would have to go to the ER and scar some nurse for life due to having to pull something this creepy out of someone. We love our nurses, ok?

Alternatively, this would be a great gift for a horror fan. Wait I am one of those, so I take it back. This thing is too weird.

This is made from TPR silicone which is a rubber and silicone polymer. It's less porous then rubber, but still can be porous. It is not as safe as other materials on the market, but it is at least not smelly.

There are two seams on this. Each one runs down the middle of the toy. Other then those, the nose protrudes slightly, and the arms and legs are small bumps. It's not really going to do much for anyone who enjoys texture. The nose could be used for stimulation of the clit, but you'll have to bend the head back pretty far to do that. It is possible though as this is really flexible.

I have a no face rule with my toys. I find it at best weird and at worst creepy. This toy somehow has the weirdest face I have seen on a toy. It looks like the faces you find on chocolate Easter bunnies that you buy at the Dollar Store. Well kind of like that, but more creepy and surprised all at the same time.

The sleeve is 5", and the end of the bullet sticks out another 1" including the button for a total of 6". The ears are 1.5". The back feet stick out .75" from the body. Underneath the feet there is what I am assuming was supposed to be its tail, but it looks more like a penis to me. That nub is just shy of .5" in length.

There is no explaining this away if you leave it our when company is over. It's everything someone expects from a cheap sex toy. It's weird and blatantly has a bullet in it. On the plus side, if you need to take your creepy nightmare inducing bunny with you, you can easily tuck him in a purse.

One button. That's what you get on most bullets, and this is no different. This bullet runs on 4 watch batteries. Apparently, that is important to cause as much noise as possible. This can be just heard through a door. If you add a blanket, it can't be.

The bullet turns on and off. That's you options. I personally would pick off. If you happen to choose on, you get moderately strong buzzy vibes.

The bullet is clear, so if you ever wanted to watch a vibrator do its thing then you may enjoy this.

There is a rubber o ring which helps keep water out of the battery compartment. It sits under the sleeve, so this is safe for your aquatic adventures. If you like movies like IT and Jaws and feel the need to combine the two somehow.

TPR requires being cleaned before and after use, and it is only compatible with water based lube. Additionally it needs to be stored away from other toy materials due to bad chemical interactions. Of you can put it in the trash. I recommend that last option.