Silicone bunny buddy - massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by mistressg

This is intended for clitoral stimulation, but will work for any sort of external stimulation. This is not meant for insertion, and certainly not for anal use. I could not recommend it for campus or roommate living, due to the noise level. The bullet is suppose to be waterproof, but I wouldn't count on that. This is best used somewhere that others aren't around.

The material is TPR silicone, a material I don't ever choose, but this was a free gift. It isn't as porous as some other materials, but it is definitely still a porous material, which is why I avoid it. It doesn't really have any smell. The texture isn't sticky or anything, it's very smooth, and there aren't really any bumps or ridges on this thing. There is the texture on the face, but it isn't really felt. This should be cleaned with water and anti-bacterial soap, before and after use.

This bunny has a total length of 4 inches, and the ear is about 1/3 of that. There is a seam that runs along the middle of this bunny, but it isn't really felt in use. The design is kind of strange. I don't understand why this has one big ear, rather than two ears, which any rabbit-related toy typically has since it makes for more stimulation. Also, I couldn't help but stare at the bottom part towards the base of the bunny, where there is another piece extending out. At first glance I wondered if it was supposed to be a weird shaped penis on the rabbit, due to the placement, and there is a nub below it. Turns out, after staring at it for a moment, the nub on the bottom is the tail, and the part that sticks out is supposed to be the feet. It just comes out in the middle, like a kickstand or something. Odd. Plus, as it turns out, I couldn't even feel the vibrations through that piece. I really don't get why they opted for having one large, tongue-shaped ear on this rabbit. The bullet can be used independently, or inserted into the bunny. Although, suction can make it difficult to remove the bullet once inserted into the bunny. Once I put it in and tried to take it back out, I felt like I was going to break the cap on the bullet trying to get it out. It would be best to apply a tiny bit of lube to the bullet before inserting it into the bunny, so that removal isn't so difficult. The design is not discreet, it looks like a sex toy. Maybe the bunny on its own could be mistaken for some strange Easter toy, but rabbit toys are pretty well-known so it'd be best to keep your bunny stored away.

The vibrations from the bullet actually travel pretty well through the rabbit, which I didn't think they would. However, the vibrations are very buzzy and moderate, so they aren't exactly strong in the first place.

This bullet has no settings or variation in pattern. It is very user friendly, and would be easy for a beginner to operate. You put in the batteries - which you can just slide in a pack of the 4 batteries without taking them out of the plastic sleeve they come in - then push the button on the bottom, and voila! The button is pushed to turn the toy on and off. There are no other settings other than on and off. The vibration is steady, and moderate. Definitely not strong, but not weak either; it's in the middle. I do hate the mechanical whirring noise that this bullet makes, though. It could definitely be quieter, though I know I've had louder bullets.

This material can be use with water-based lube only. Again, clean before AND after use with soap and water. TPR can react with other materials, so you might want to keep it separate so it doesn't end up melting or melt other toys. If you don't have a great place to store it, you could just keep it in the zip-seal that it comes in.

This came in a ziploc sort of bag.Inside of that, the bunny itself is sealed in a plastic bag and stapled shut. There is a warning sticker on this bag that says: "WARNING: this device should not be used over swollen or inflamed areas or skin eruptions. Do not use on unexplained calf pin consult physician. MADE IN CHINA." I thought this calf pain warning to be a bit odd and specific. The bullet comes in its own plastic bag, along with 2 sets of 4 watch batteries, and a set of battery insertion instructions. Everything is in clear plastic packaging, everything is very visible so it is not discreet at all. I wouldn't see a need in keeping any of this for storage either.

This is not something I would have wanted to order and own, but it was the free mystery gift with my order over $59. For a free gift, I'm not going to expect something that will blow me away, so I'm not really all that disappointed since I didn't pay for it. Plus, I would never buy myself a tpr toy, since I can't really trust any material other than silicone for the most part. After reading the reviews for the Mystery Gift, I see that a lot of people got this particular toy as their gift, though some reviewers seem to have received other toys. It's a fun surprise to add to your order, even if it doesn't necessarily turn out to be something you or your partner would use. Something like this could be given to a friend, or a added to a gift basket - it would fit just fine into a bachelorette party gift pack.