Touche Ice big - egg discontinued by Shots media - review by wetone123

The summer of 2011 in my part of the world hit record highs, sometimes in the triple digits. The humidity was so thick it could be cut with a knife. Unfortunately, as a gardener, I had to be in that heat a little more than I would have liked. If it weren't for this extraordinary little icy toy, I don't know how I would have made it.

The Vibrating Ice Massager is a unique sensory experience. There is nothing like ice to cool you down, and this is a toy that I mainly used in a non-sexual way. I have to admit that it was quite thrilling to use it even without the vibrating bullet. Being chilled down is a turn on for me and this toy did an amazing job at this. After a few hours gardening, I have often enjoyed lying in the rye grass and putting the toy between my breasts, on my wrists, my forehead, neck, and on occasion my outer and inner vaginal areas.

To get your ice massager set up for use, fill the bottom portion with water; put the lid on it and gently place into the freezer. In 4 hours there will be a half egg shaped piece of ice. Then you may insert the bullet or not depending on your mood. Place on any part of the body that you want chilled and thrilled. Very easy.

The ice massager comes in blue, pink, and silver. I chose the silver. It looks sleek and discreet. The bottom portion is a sort of frosted white.
It comes in 2 sizes and although I got the larger size, it was pretty small. The whole toy was 4" tall, while the ice itself was only 1 1/2" long and 5" in circumference. I would have loved it to be larger as my hot body melted it pretty quickly.

This is a very discreet toy both in sound (2 vrooms) and appearance. I have had this in the freezer everyday since I got it and no one has even noticed.


Made of silicone, this toy is very body safe. Phthalate and latex free, Hypo-allergenic, and non-porous. Easy to clean, just wash with soap and water. Disinfect with a 10% bleach solution. Silicone may be sterilized by boiling for 3 minutes, but the pieces of this toy are so thin and small, I have decided not to boil them.


I was quite surprised in the variety in functions provided in the bullet! I'm really not used to having this many speeds with a bullet, and I may just use this in other toys I own and invest in those nasty watch batteries because of it.

Level 1. Low vibration
Level 2. Slow double step pulse
Level 3. High vibration
Level 4. Fast triple pulsation
Level 5. 6 fast pulsations stop
Level 6. 2 slow pulses, then 3 fast pulsations
Level 7. 4 very fast pulses
Level 8. Slow pulses
Level 9. 3 fast pulses with a long pulsation on the end
Level 10. 1 long, slow vibration, followed by 9 fast pulses

Wow! I'm pretty amazed. To turn off hold button down instead of tapping.
Although the bullet has a decent strength, (3 vrooms) the vibrations do not transfer well through the ice. This was no problem for me as I mainly enjoyed the chill factor with this toy anyway.
The size of the bullet is pretty standard at 2 1/2" long and 2" in circumference. It fits perfectly inside the hole provided for it, but is a pain to remove. I found that adding a pinch of cornstarch inside the hole remedied this problem.

The bullet of this toy runs on 3 watch batteries, which are included.

I really got a lot of use out of this icy toy this summer! It is still in excellent shape and the bullet is still going strong. Didn't eat batteries so much as other bullets I own. Then again, I mostly just use the ice part. I know this is the large size, but the ice seems small to me. It melts really fast, but what else could you expect sizzling against my hot body! I probably won't use it as much during the winter months, but come spring this one will be back into regular use. A must have for hot blooded ladies and gents.