Clitoral hummer waterproof - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Funnyjello

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This toy is ugly!

I'm kind of ho-hum about this clitoral hummer. The reviews I read were great; though I'm don't hate it, I just don't know what the big deal is.
Waterproof and quiet
Weak vibrations and not visually appealing (ugly!)
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I read quite a few stellar reviews about this toy so I thought I owed a fair shot to see what was so great about this item.

Looking at it, I always thought it looked very basic...boring even. I don't find anything visually appealing about this toy.

Ok, I'll just say it...I think it's ugly. I'd rather hump a big fake, vein-y plastic penis than this thing and I don't like my toys to look like actual body parts.

This plastic toy has a contoured groove for clitoral stimulation and a hard plastic nub for g-spot stimulation. The "scoop" in the toy is meant to be placed over the clitoris. I found that this did nothing for me. I ended up turning it over and using the g-spot nub to get off. The g-spot stimulation really doesn't do much for me either...other than making me feel like I'm going to pee. But that's a whole other topic...

There is a twist dial at the base of the toy that allows you to adjust the vibrations. Even with this baby cranked all the way up it seemed to take me a long time to get there. I moved it around and was moving against it and though I did eventually get there, it seemed like it took a lot of work.

I was surprised at the noise level. I expected it to be noisier than it is. Through a closed door I don't think you'd be able to hear it from the other side. However, putting pressure on it (grinding it against yourself) does tend to make it a little louder.

I like that it's waterproof, as I don't have many waterproof toys. It definitely makes for easier cleaning.

All in all, not a total disappointment. But right now I don't see what all the hype is about this. I think it'd be great for beginners, as the vibrations just didn't have enough oomph for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Clitoral hummer waterproof tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
Do you like this review?
  • PassionQT
    I used to own this, about 3 years ago. I couldn't stand it either.
  • Bon Bon
    I actually think it's kind of pretty.

    But the shape is not really my style.
  • OhMy!
    We were looking at one of these, then we read your review. Thanks for being so honest. I think we'll look into other options.
  • Tori Rebel
    I just found the shape on this one to be uncomfortable for me. Thanks for the review
  • ......
    Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    Too bad this doesn't work better :-(
    Thanks for the review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • LoveBug721
    It's not too ugly.
  • bog
    Thank you for sharing!
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