The girl next door masturbator - pocket pussy by Cal Exotics - review by ShortCak3

It's Creepy!

This toy is simply not worth trying out. The appearance is unattractive, the texture isn't stimulating, and the smell is bad. I wouldn't recommend this toy for any male of larger size.
Easy to clean and store
Not attractive looking, bad internal texture, not long enough
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a solo sleeve masturbator for guys that is supposed to simulate real sex. You could take it with you during travel, but it makes lots of noise, so I wouldn't recommend using it in public. You can use it anywhere that is private, but I wouldn't recommend using it in water because it makes it more difficult to use.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • At home
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material it’s made of is "Ultra life-like pure skin material," and TPR it is smooth but leaves an oily coating on the hands after touching it. The material is not very safe (needs to be cleaned before and after each use with warm water and antibacterial soap), porous, and phthalate free. Use a condom with this toy if shared because the pores could trap bacteria and/or diseases. It has no case like the Fleshlights, and is squishy enough so that you can make the inside collapse into itself; it is also limp when held. It is supposed to have no smell, but smells bitter like cheap rubber. There is texture inside that is supposed to be realistic, but it has too many ridges, and it drags.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

My fiancé didn't like the design, as it was hard to hold on to because it didn't have a hard casing. It is also 5 inches long which wasn't long enough for him. The opening of the "vagina" stretches to about 3 inches, so he fit in that way, but he didn't enjoy the fact that he kept poking through the hole in the back. He also disliked the texture inside, saying that it wasn't pleasing at all. It is designed to be realistic, but the design isn't very successful because the opening sticks out, and since it doesn't have a hard case around it, it looks like a penis from the side. It is very easy to store, just don't get it wet; it can also travel easily if put in a small box, but the packaging it comes in isn't discreet at all.
    • May be too tight for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is not stimulating and the sound coming from it was loud and unpleasant. The sound is a big disadvantage to this toy because it can't be used on the go for men who have sudden strong urges. The sound itself is a sloshing noise from using it because the material is so flexible. It could definitely be heard through sheets. This toy could be greatly improved if the texture was smoother, it was longer, the outside appearance was more realistic looking, and it had some kind of hard casing that was easier to hold on to. I think if these changes were made, my fiancé would have liked this toy very much.
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to take care of and clean, just turn inside out and rinse out with warm water and antibacterial soap (before and after use). This toy can be stored in a cool place in the box it comes in.

When my fiancé put lubricant in it, the process was difficult to apply the lube due to him having trouble with the opening. Luckily, the lube stays in the toy well after it is applied. Only water based lubes can be used with this toy, and I recommend washing it out with water right after you're done so that it doesn't dry inside. Dust with cornstarch, since the material gets sticky.

Before using it, make sure to rinse it of any dust, lint or dirt it might have picked up if it was left out.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The toy comes packaged in a cardboard box and sealed in a clear plastic package within the box. The packaging isn't discreet at all and I wouldn't recommend it being used as a gift box. There was a small box with the qualities of the toy on the back of the packaging, but no cleaning instructions or list of ingredients the material is made out of. My fiancé had to guess how to clean it, and luckily it was easy.
    • Not discreet
    • Not informative

Personal comments

My fiancé stated that the only way he would use this toy again is if he was desperate. He didn't like that it was hard to hold on to, the way that it looked, or the way the texture felt on the inside. There was much left to be desired with this toy, and my fiancé doesn't plan on picking it up again.


This toy was mostly a bad experience, thank goodness it was easy to clean.
Follow-up commentary
My fiancé has tried this toy once more to see if his opinion has changed, but he still doesn't like it. The texture is unpleasant, and he still doesn't like the way it looks.
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