Not Worth It!!

The Girl Next Door by Cal Exotics is a solo sleeve masturbator for men. The idea of this masturbator is to simulate real sex. The Girl Next Door can be used for solo or couples play. I watched and helped use this toy on my husband. A great deal of this review is his experience. This masturbator is his first ever toy to try and first male masturbator I have used. Sadly, The Girl Next Door did not pleasure him nor I.

The Girl Next Door masturbator is made with Pure Skin/TPR material. Pure Skin is "ultra life like pure skin" material that is extremely sensitive; this should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. TPR toys can be washed with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap.

We both noticed these two materials combined together leave an oily coating on the hands after touching it. This masturbator is also sticky and tacky to the touch. According to the EF website this toy has a safety rating of a "1". This is the lowest rating available, hence the most unsafe material in terms of cleaning, bacteria sustainability, and ease of handling/storing. Use a condom with this toy if shared because the pores could trap bacteria and/or diseases.

This toy states she is odor free, but she smells awful. Awful doesn't even describe how horrendous she smelled. The smell is a mixture of cheap rubber, crayons and potting soil with some other god awful strong, stench. We almost gagged when opening the clear plastic rap that the toy is sealed in.

Beware!!!! Nose plugs a must.

My husband found the opening of entry stretches to about 3 1/2 inches, this was the only way he could slide into her. He did not enjoy the fact she felt extremely super tight around him. Tight is good, yes, but only to an extent. To quote my husband; "fucking a virgin is nice, but this was like trying to force your dick into the size of a cheerio hole". His words, not mine.

At 5 1/2 inches long and a vaginal depth of 5 inches, with a width of 2 1/2 inches, The Girl Next Door came up short, way short for his liking. I would love to talk my man up and say how huge he is, but in reality he is 7 1/2 inches and was still to big for her in length. He disliked the texture inside, but this could have been for the fact it was super tight.

I am sure you can get into depth on how to use this masturbater, for the most part she is easy, just insert penis, grip and stroke. Not much to say here, as the function of this toy is all up to you, your partner, and hand and wrist motion

We did find that she can be very noisy, this was only due to the fact we used extra lube. We used extra lube, because it was a slight challenge to slide her on. Since she is maid of Pure Skin/TPR it is recommend to use water base lubricants with Pure Skin and silicone/water base lubricants with TPR. I would recommend to only use water base. She will makes a squishy sound when stroking her.

The Girl Next Door is waterproof, she will also make the squishy sound when used in the shower.

He and I had issues on griping and handling her, she doesn't have a very pacific area or section for better handling. When griping, you will be able to feel your penis or partners penis. She could be greatly improved if she was not so oily/ sticky, if she was longer, the outside appearance was more realistic looking, and she had some kind of hard casing that was easier to hold on to.

High maintenance? She is! Before you even think about purchasing her, please read and decide if Pure Skin is a material you would like to maintain, Pure Skin or you can simply run it under warm water and add a little soap to it, then let it air dry the rest of the way. The material can easily be ripped or torn, so make sure that you take your time when cleaning and storing.

After you have cleaned, washed and dried; I'd suggest placing her in a Ziploc bag, some type of cloth towel, or shirt. If you decide to throw her in a drawer or box, you will notice this masturbator is a dirt, lint and dust magnate. With the oily/sticky texture anything will be trapped to her.

The toy comes packaged in a cardboard box and sealed in a clear non-reusable plastic wrapper within the box. The packaging isn't discreet at all and I wouldn't recommend it being used as a gift box. If you decide to give this masturbator as a gift, I would place the box in a gift bag with tissue.

Quick note; Instruction sheet is not included. The only information you will find will be on the side of the box that includes care instructions advising users to use only water based lubes and to wash before and after each use. This is the extent of information.

My husband does not have positive comments to report. He did state that the only way he would use this toy again is if he was extremely desperate. He doesn't like how tight and difficult (without stretching) it was to even get his penis into the vaginal opening, that it was hard to hold on to, the length and texture inside the toy.

The smell was a huge turn off, his comment "If a real pussy smelled that awful, the chick has issues. I would walk away". I don't blame him as I wouldn't want my pussy or any females lady bits to smell like the odor the toy gives off.

This toy was mostly a bad experience, plain and simple. My husband has no desire to use The Girl Next Door again.