The Girl Next Door is a simple and straightforward masturbator, just add some water-based lube, insert your penis and pump away. I found several very comfortable ways to hold this masturbator and each changed the feeling a bit, while giving constant stimulation to my penis shaft and head.

Now first off, this toy will never, and I repeat, never replace my wife, be it her vagina, mouth, hand, tits, or any body part for that matter. What this toy does do though is add variety and it has it's place in my toy box. As guys, we sometimes need a little attention, if you know what I mean, and if our partners aren't available to give us that needed attention, the Girl Next Door is happy to fill in and she does a decent job.

This toy would be a nice addition to the toy box whether you're married or single and can be used alone or in couples' play. It can even be fun for couples to role play with, as you can fuck that other pussy with your partner present without actually having that threesome. Give it a try, your partner can work the toy and talk dirty about you fucking a pussy that's not hers and if done right it can add some fun spice to your sex life.

This masturbator is made from Pure Skin/TPR, and I found it to have no odor or taste. Yes, I licked the fake pussy, but I'll swear it was for the purpose of this review and I'm sticking to my story. The texture? It felt nice to the touch, whether to my penis encased in it or my hand that was holding it, and the texture really did a good job of stimulating me. It's firm, but still soft enough to feel good and it fit like a glove, squishy, yet solid enough to give that support we want…meaning it just didn't flop around in my hand.

Overall, the material and texture was very nice and would work for anyone from a novice up to an old pro. The texture is smooth and also hypoallergenic, latex-free and phthalates-free. You will also find it to be very stretchy which comes in handy when it's time to clean the toy.

With all that said, let's mention the interior of the toy, as what's actually against your penis is important. You will find the inside has a very pleasant texture that will give your penis a thrill. I found the texture to be different depending on the depth of the toy, meaning if I went deep I had one sensation, yet if I kept shallow in the toy, my penis head was treated to a different sensation, all adding up to a fun time with the Girl Next Door.

There are three different Girl Next Door masturbators, and all of them are different, from shape to color. You have the Beige, Brown and Black to choose from, and I'm reviewing the Black masturbator. Each one has a different and unique shape and I personally found the Black masturbator to have the most unique shape. It has a large semi-rounded vaginal opening end and a large semi-rounded end where your penis head would be if you are fully inserted. The center of the masturbator is much thinner with symmetrical ridges running horizontally around its circumference, giving you a great place for your hand to firmly grip the masturbator, and it's thin enough to feel the hardness of your penis while in use, yet you still get the full sensation of the material.

At a length of 5 1/2 inches and a vaginal depth of 5 inches, with a width of 2 1/2 inches, the 0.6 pound masturbator came up short for me. Oh how I'd love to tell you that I have a massive penis, but the truth is I'm average at 7 inches, yet I was still a bit too big for this toy. I found that when I tried to push deep, my penis would bottom out and stretch the drain hole in the bottom, leaving a few inches of my shaft unloved. The good news is that the texture seemed to come right up to the vaginal opening, therefore it's shortcomings weren't enough to make me put down the toy. Now if you're one of the bigger boys out there, this toy might not live up to your standards and you might want to consider another masturbator.

It would make for a good travel companion no matter your destination or mode of travel, as this toy won't be setting off any metal detectors and it's easy enough to hide as it's a small masturbator.

Functions? Pretty simple, just insert penis, grip and rip. Not much to say here, as the function of this toy is all up to you, your hand and your wrist. Noisy? Not unless you're the one making the noise or maybe you added too much lube and it makes a squishy sound. Other than that it's very quiet. And yes, for you guys who are asking the question, you could use it in the bathroom and your partner would never hear or suspect a thing. Sorry, just had to add that for some fun.

Waterproof? Yes it is, but I haven't tried it yet and I'm not sure I will. It has nothing to do with the toy, I would just feel odd jacking off with this toy with my wife walking in and out of the bathroom.

Performance? Let's be realistic! No masturbator is going to feel realistic. It does feel nice and it got the job done, but a realistic pussy it is not.

Care and maintenance for this toy is pretty simple. It's not silicone, but personally, I always hedge on the side of safety, so I only use water-based lube with mine. Cleaning is pretty easy, as you run it under warm water and add a little soap to it, then pat it mostly dry, then let it air dry the rest of the way. Now I did see a potential problem with the thin center of this toy, as when I manipulated mine during the washing process I saw how this toy could easily be ripped or a hole poked in it if you're not careful, so take your time and be gentle while cleaning. Also, due to the material I'd keep it away from sharp objects or objects with hard corners.

When finished using, cleaning and drying, simply drop in a drawer or wherever you keep your toys, although I'd suggest keeping it in a bag or wrapped up in some type of cloth.

The Black Girl Next Door came in a nice size box that was labeled and had some graphics on it, so don't expect a discreet box to keep your toy in. Myself, I threw the box away and I keep my toy inside the plastic bag it was wrapped in inside the box.

Now if you want to give this masturbator as a gift, the box is sized and shaped perfectly to wrap as a present, but remember, once opened, everyone in the room will know what the gift is.

In all honesty, I was a bit skeptical of this masturbator, and owning a Fleshlight (Stoya's), I wasn't expecting to be impressed. I can say that no, I wasn't impressed, but for the low price of this masturbator I was genuinely pleased and happy with its performance, I just wish it was a bit longer to accommodate the full length of my penis.

One thing I haven't mentioned yet was the aesthetics of the toy. It's all black, but not a deep and dark black, and there are no other colors on the toy to detail it. It has a very pleasing pussy look with nice size labia lips, but it's missing the detail I wish it had, namely some pink detailing around and inside the vagina that would help to make it look more realistic. That didn't change the performance of the toy, but I prefer a more natural looking masturbator.

Now comes the section where I divulge a little to much information, but what the hell, you want a full and honest review. Right?

So out of honesty I will tell you that this was an assignment, but in the end, I'm happy to now own this masturbator. What made it fun was that I got to tell my wife that I needed to masturbate with the toy to write a review. Gotta love that…right? Well, I did wait until she went to bed, then I sat down at the computer, pulled up some videos—and no, you don't need to know what kind—and I went to work. Well, not so much work, but for the sake of writing a review I'll call it work.

I wanted to put the Girl Next Door to the test and not just go for the quick orgasm. So there I was, over an hour into testing the cutie from next door and I was very pleased. I found that I had to slow my strokes quite often to keep from going over the edge, and when I was finally ready to give my cute next door neighbor what she was begging for, she didn't disappoint me. Just be warned, if you're a big shot like I am, your cum will, and I mean will shoot out of the drain hole in the end due to the short length of the toy.

Overall…I had a lot of fun with the Girl Next Door, I'm just not to sure I'll ask her over to play very often, but that's based on having a Fleshlight and more importantly, a warm, wet, real living pussy in my bed every night. However, if you really enjoy masturbators, for the price of the Girl Next Door, you can't beat this toy, and she will sure help you beat off!