Sunny Leone Goddess by Vivid - review by Ichabod-Hamilton3

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Oh my goddess!

This is one of the least exciting videos we have ever seen. It did not do anything for either one of us. We both felt like we had been robbed of two hours we could have spent doing our taxes which most certainly would have been more exciting. We do not recommend buying this product and we encourage you to think twice about someone offering to pay you to watch it.
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Pros:
Sunny has one of the best boob jobs we have ever seen and an okay ass.
Cons:
Bad camera work. Bad music. Bad effects.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Okay, we're going to start by telling you that this porno was terrible. Just plain bad. There were two, maybe three good things about it, but as a whole, it was awful.

The first thing we liked were Sunny Leone's tits. A simple thing, but still a good thing. They're very nice, with a great shape and in our opinions a size that fits her stature quite well. Our second liking was her butt. Again, good shape, good size, just very nice overall. Our favorite part of this film, by a long shot, was the cumshot at the end of scene four. Nice job mystery man!

That being said, there are plenty of reasons to not like this film. If you take a look at the scene selection menu before you watch this video, as I did, you'll notice that there are eight scenes in the entire film. A film with a run time of just under two hours. That's an average of fifteen minutes per scene, which at first doesn't seem unusual at all. I actually thought to myself, 'Good, this way we won't get too bored if there's a scene we don't like.' Then I noticed that out of the total eight scenes, only one of them is the highly-advertised anal, one of actual vaginal penetration, two blow jobs, and four solos. This means that half of the film is nothing but Sunny Leone, by herself. This is when it all started going downhill...

Now don't get us wrong, we like to watch girls pleasure themselves as much as the next person, but sixty-three minutes of the same girl doing pretty much the same things to herself over and over is ridiculous. These solo scenes wouldn't have been nearly as agonizing to watch if there would have been something about them worth seeing. For example, an exciting-looking toy, an unusual toy, an unusual way of using a usual toy, some sort of robotic dildo device maybe? But no. None of that. Just Sunny, her ten fingers, and a few run-of-the-mill vibrators. Honestly, it looked like she was enjoying doing it about as much as we were enjoying watching it, judging by the overall lack of secretions and vaginal fluids present. Again, please don't misunderstand us. We know that not every girl can soak the sheets, but based on what we saw in this film, Sunny isn't even dampening them. The reason we bring this up is that the both of us have always considered the presence and the amount of juices as an affirmation of genuine pleasure, or in this case as an indication of a sub-par actress doing what she thinks her audience will think is sexy.

It's necessary to explain how almost every scene in this movie begins, because that information alone would be enough to keep us from buying it. Most of them start with several minutes of what we assume is supposed to be erotic dancing, although we never felt the effect that one would get from say, a good striptease. Maybe it was the bland, generic, industrial heavy rock music that accompanied these intros, which was incessantly repetitious and unnecessarily loud, that kept us docile during these openings. Or maybe it was the special effects! Bright white flashes and static-mimicking jostles that kept happening just as your stomach begins to settle from the last one, and hazy images of multiple Sunny's, making it seem as if she's floating around the room, effortlessly moving from one spot to another at the speed of smell!! Seriously, if they had spent as much of their resources on sets and proper lighting as they did on B-rate music video effects, it would have paid dividends in the finished product.

Speaking of the lighting; Have you ever been in a situation where you just couldn't see what you really wanted to? If you have, then you know how frustrating that can be. If you haven't, watch this film, then you'll understand.

The half of this film that does include someone other than Sunny isn't much to get excited about either, as three of the four scenes could have, and for all we know may have, been done using a male 'real-doll' or two. You may feel differently about this, but for us, when there are two people having sex and neither one of them is speaking to the other, it gives us a weird feeling. That coupled with the fact that you never see a male face through the whole film makes us feel doubly uncomfortable. Maybe that kind of thing doesn't bother you, but it sure did us.

All in all, not a movie we would purchase, rent, or watch again. Nor would we recommend it be purchased, rented, or watched at all.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Sunny Leone Goddess tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bad mood enhancer
    • Gag gift
    • Solo (you wouldn't want to subject anyone else)
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Non addictive sleep aid
    • Travel friendly
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  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for reading!
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