A-Plus, Five-Star Massage Oil (Until it leaked)

The Kama Sutra massage oils are 8oz of sweet sweet bliss. They are lightly fragranced, soak in slowly, and will let you get into all the deep parts for a good massage.

With 5 flavors to choose from, I would recommend purchasing a Massage Kit to try the different scents before committing to a large bottle, or you can trust my analysis of the scents below.

Great for foreplay, great for massage, fantastic for anal sex (if you don't go too heavy).

As the name 'massage oil' leads you to believe, this is an oily product. When applied, it makes the skin extremely slick and allow you to give your partner a deep, long tissue massage.



- The product is thin and spreads across the body easily. A few drops will go a long way.

- The oils are slick and oily. It slowly absorbs into the skin, but slow enough where you can get some pretty liberal rubbing done before having to worry about reapplication.

- The scents are relaxing, invigorating, and (most importantly) not overpowering.

Compared to other massage oils, Kama Sutra's oils are top-notch. They're long lasting, incredibly slick, and always help you get the job done.

Aromas vary for this product. The oils come in 5 scents:

Soaring Spirit - Listed as "Invigorating blend of pure essential oils to energize and refresh." It smells minty, with a hint of almond. Very relaxing, yet stimulating.

Healing Blend - "Rich blend of pure essential oils for soothing muscles and restoring harmony." This smells lightly of cloves and cedar. It's one of the bolder scents, but it soothes your spirits while your muscles get worked on.

Sweet Almond - "Sensual combination of calming oils to help relaxation." The name says it all: It's sweet, it's almond-y, and it smells very artificial. Not bad, but not fantastic.

Serenity - "Soothing mixture of essential oils for quieting body and soul." This oil is a great jump-starter for foreplay. The mix of cedar, orange and lavender are both relaxing and sensual, and gets my blood flowing.

Pleasure Garden - "Invigorating blend of pure essential oils to energize and refresh." It has the same label as Soaring Spirit, but the aromas are night and day. This one has a powerful flowery smell, with roses being the most dominant. I didn't like this scent, and quickly found myself referring to this bottle as 'Grandma's perfume.'

Serenity and Soaring Spirit are my two favorite scents. Soaring Spirit is the 'big bottle' of choice right now, but Serenity is next.

Since the oils are designed for touch and smell, I did not taste them. I would definitely call them inedible.

Performance is where Kama Sutra excels, and their massage oils are no exception. The oils are very slick, last a long time, and moisturize the skin as it slowly absorbs into the body.

Please keep in mind, these are oils. Any toys made with silicone or any other 'non-oil-friendly' material needs to be kept away from these products. Oils also stain some fabrics, so keep away from silks and other sensitive materials.

To wash the oil off, you will need to use soap and water. However, the oils absorb nicely into the skin. You really don't need to wash it off unless you want to.

The oils come in 8oz containers with a press-to-open cap. The oil dispenses nicely with a little squeeze, but a small amount of oil always manages to squeeze through the seams when opened. The cap gets a little oily, making most people think the packaging is leaky.

With the cap, be sure to open and close FIRMLY. I lost about 5oz of this product because one particular massage turned into sex, and I didn't fully close the cap. Somewhere during sex, the bottle got pressed against, and there is now a large oil-stain on my bed.