Heart warmer - massager by Pipedream - review by TacoODoom

Baby, you make my heart beat faster

Palm sized and adorable, this hot-pack will help to relax muscles and aid in a sensual massage let alone its more mundane applications. A welcome addition to anyone's home and a true multi-tasker.
Travel friendly , durable, reusable.
Rock hard when first activated, pain in the butt to recharge.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I had an ugly gray rectangular version of this as a child. This is much swankier.

Measuring in at 4” across the widest part and 3.5” long this palm sized heat pack is great for some on the go snuggly warmth. It's a durable PVC heart filled with a gel and a metal activator disc inside that when the disc is flexed causes the gel to crystalize and release heat. It's re-usable, it must be boiled to re-charge, but it shouldn't touch metal in the process. I find the best method is to fill a small saucepan with water and put a face cloth in with the heartwarmer on top. Let the water boil till all the crystals liquify and then either fish it out with a plastic spoon or wait for the water to completely cool. It's compatible with all lubrication types, oil, water-based, or silicone.

It can be cleaned easily with soap and water or toy cleaner after use, and since it has to be boiled to re-charge it's relatively sanitary. I wouldn't recommend running this through the dishwasher since it won't re-charge it and you may have one of those super charged machine that actually gets the water to a ridiculously high temperature and may make the PVC melt.

This product, according to my husband is β€œthe best damn thing you've ever gotten from Eden Fantasys!” We found the warmth to comforting and a definite aid to working out the ginormous demonic muscle knots that are a plague to us both. When the gel first solidifies it's hard as a rock but this is softened with a little kneading of the pack. It doesn't glide over the skin easily on its own so I recommend using a little massage oil or gel, or your favorite lubricant. It also works great with the oil from massage candles, once you've worked it in a little grab the heartwarmer and it seems to extend the life of the massage oil a little. I've used it in the tub (hey! it floats!) to no ill effect so it's waterproof but I think that was a given.

I can wholeheartedly recommend this to pretty much everyone. I've used it to ease menstrual cramps, or a stiff neck, even to warm up our bed one particularly cold night. It's perfect for a sensual encounter or some tender time, 'cause lets face it, it can't always be crazy triple jointed monkey sex. The only thing about the heartwarmer I dislike is its initial hardness and the pain in the ass of boiling it to re-charge it, otherwise it's a joy.
Follow-up commentary
still one of our most used items, great for a nice massage or a sore muscle! One nice trick we learned if you run the heart-warmer over your back a few times, followed by a massage bar it softens much faster and makes for great massage.
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My Heart warmer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Everyone
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • On the road/travel friendly
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  • ......
    Good review, thanks!
  • Sammi
    Looks interesting
    Nice review!
  • Miss Cinnamon
    I keep telling myself I'll buy one of these soon but I always forget and spend my money on something else.
  • TacoODoom
    BUY ONE!!!! lol they're great
  • Gardenvy
    I just ordered one of these 3 days ago, and I cant wait to get it in the mail. Great review!
  • Hotlink
    Thanks for the review!
  • The Curious Couple
    Good review! Thanks for sharing.
  • Dear Ruby
    Thanks for the review!
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