Crazy Girl holiday gift - massage kit by Classic Erotica - review by sunkissedJess

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Be My Cupcake!

If you're obsessed with anything and everything cake like I am, then this gift set is worth getting just for the Pink Cupcake scent alone! At such a reasonable price, you can't go wrong when purchasing this Crazy Girl Holiday Gift Set-- No matter what the occasion!
Smells amazing
Makes a great gift
Great price
Body mist doesn't last long
Lip balm is thin and greasy
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Crazy Girl Holiday Gift Set is a great gift at a great price! For 39.99 you get a 6 oz. bottle of body mist, a 6 oz. bottle of shaving creme, a 2.2 oz. bottle of oral sex gel, a 4.7 oz soy massage candle and 4.5g of kissable lip balm. To top it off, it comes in a very cute, see-through drawstring bag that makes it very convenient to give as a gift, no need to worry about gift wrapping.

Some great things about the ingredients in these products are that they are sulfate-free, paraben-free, sugar-free and no animal testing is done. On the other hand, these products don't have the most natural of ingredients and there are a lot of fragrance and other ingredients that people with sensitive skin may want to steer clear of. Some products also contain Glycerin which is known to cause a yeast infection for some women. I would definitely advise going over the ingredients and spot testing before using any of these products. It does say that these products are safe for all skin types but you can never be sure.


Body Spray:

Water (Eau), Propylene Gycol, Benzophenone-4, Camellia Sinensis (White Tea) Leaf Extract, Copulandrone, Copuline-alike, Disodium EDTA, Helianthus Annus (Sunflower) Extract, Mimosa Tenuiflora Batk Extract, Reconstituted Andronone, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Extract, Tocopheryl (Vitamin E), Acetate, Triethanolamine, DMDM Hydantoin, Idopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Red 33 (Cl 17200), Fragrance (Parfum)

Shaving Creme:

Water (EAu, Cetyl Alcohl, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Methylisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone (Parfum), Fragrance (Parfum), Red 40 (Cl 16035)

Oral Sex Gel:

Water (Eau), Glycerin, Citric Acid, Flavor (Aroma), Glycereth-26, Honey Extract, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Lonicera Caprifolium (Honeysuckle) Flower Extract, PEG-45M, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Saccharin, Tetrasodium EDTA, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Red 33 (Cl 17200), Yellow 6 (Cl 15985)

Massage Candle:

Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Prunus Armenica (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone (Parfum), Fragrance (Parfum)

Lip Balm:

The lip balm didn't come with an entire ingredient list, but it does have a number to their ingredient hotline. I called them twice and left a message but have yet to hear back from anyone. If I do hear back from them I will be sure to add it into my review at a later date. But, it does give you the active ingredients in the sunscreen, which are:

Octinoxate (7%)
Oxybenzone (4%)

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Body Spray:

The Crazy Girl Flirty Body Mist is a very light and fine body mist. There really isn't much to say when it comes to the thickness and consistency of this product, it basically has the same consistency as water. I absolutely love the the fact that it's very fine and doesn't feel at all sticky when misted on to the skin.

Shaving Creme:

Personally, I love the fact that this shaving cream is not a foam or gel, but more of an actual cream. It's actually the perfect consistency. It's thin and creamy with a velvety texture, but it's not too thin that it runs. It feels very slick and smooth and I love that it's not at all oily or greasy.

Oral Sex Gel:

The Oral Sex Gel is basically a flavored, gel lubricant that is thin, but not runny. Initially when you first apply it, it won't run or drip but once it starts to heat up to your body it will become slightly runny. In my opinion that is not a big deal and is pretty much expected with any product of this kind.

Lip Balm:

When it comes to the lip balm, I wasn't as thrilled with it like I was with the other products. It is more on the thin and greasy side and I prefer more of a thick and waxy lip balm. On the plus side, you really only need a small amount to gloss your lips so it should last you a while.

Massage Candle:

Before lighting the candle the wax is very smooth and soft due to the fact that it is soy based. Once you light your candle it turns into a greasy oil. I love that it's not sticky and I also love that it's very easy to pour and apply to the skin. Once you rub it into the skin the greasy feeling does go away, but I found it to be a tad too thick for my liking.

    • Smooth
    • Thin
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The body mist, shaving cream and massage candle all have the sweet smell of Pink Cupcake. This scent is pretty strong but it's not strong to the point where it will give you a headache (at least not for me). The Pink Cupcake scent is very sweet, and smells exactly like a vanilla cupcake. I truly feel like they were spot on with this scent, it smells delicious and edible. The massage candle is not as strong as the body mist and shaving cream, but I was surprised at how fragrant it was compared to other massage candles I own. The candle really does a decent job of spreading a sweet cupcake aroma in the room.

The Oral Sex Gel is Strawberry flavored. I really wish it went with the other products and was Pink Cupcake flavored/scented. But, the strawberry flavor doesn't suck. I don't ever expect these oral sex gels to ever really taste good but this really does taste like strawberries to me. It does leave you with an aftertaste that you may not enjoy, but initially the taste isn't bad at all.

The Kissable Lip Balm also isn't Pink Cupcake flavored/scented. Instead it is a tropical scented lip balm. You can definitely smell and taste the SPF in this lip balm, and if you've ever used the lip balm by Ocean Potion, it is almost exactly the same; fruity and tropical. There seems to be a mixture of fruity scents in this lip balm, so it's really hard to pinpoint the exact smell.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell


Body Mist:

The Crazy Girl Body Mist is great for applying after you've showered to give you a nice sweet and flirty smell. The smell is strong at first, but it's a very light body mist so it's not going to last all day long like a heavy perfume would. You'll probably need to reapply this throughout the day if you want to continue smelling like a sweet vanilla cupcake.

Shaving Creme:

I absolutely love this product! It leaves me with very smooth shaved skin, a long lasting shave, and no razor bumps or cuts of any kind. I will not shave without it! Between this stuff and Coochy Creme, they are must haves in my arsenal of bath and shower products. This shave cream has been giving me a nice, close cut with happier skin that's in better condition all day long. My razor ran smooth over my skin with just a nice thin layer of this shaving cream. It worked great like any other shaving cream but it also protects very well against razor burn and it smells amazing! Build up in my razor didn't seem to be a problem, but when you using any shaving creme you should rinse the razor frequently under hot water to eliminate excess cream and stubble. That in itself will help minimize any razor burn and guarantee smooth skin.

Oral Sex Gel:

The Oral Sex Gel is to be used for oral sex and should not be used as a lubricant. It can be used on both male and female, and it washes off easily with water. Basically all this product does is enhance the flavor of oral sex. This oral sex gel didn't enhance the feeling during oral for either myself or my partner.

Massage Candle:

The great thing about soy based candles is that they are not hot like the melted wax of a traditional candle and have a low melting point to keep from burning your skin, making them able to be used as a wonderful massage oil. Once you have let your candle burn for a good 45 minutes to an hour, you should have enough oil for a massage. Then once you have extinguished the flame, the oil is ready to be applied to the skin. I would compare the warmth of the oil to be around the temperature of a warm bath. It is very warm, soothing, and relaxing. Once applied, the creamy oil allows your hands to glide easily over the skin. Initially the oil is slightly greasy, but once it fully absorbs into your skin the greasy, oily feeling goes away and your skin is left feeling soft, silky smooth and lightly scented. It doesn't absorb into your skin as nicely as some other massage candles I own, so I would recommend only applying small amounts of product at a time.

Lip Balm:

This lip balm doesn't really absorb into the skin so well, and since the texture of this lip balm is thin and greasy, it will give your lips a slight shine. It's okay if you like that kind of thing, but to me it just looks greasy. Although, on the plus side this balm is infused with SPF so it would be a great lip balm to wear to the beach or in dry and humid climates.

All of these products (excluding the lip balm) are said to be infused with pheromones, but as with any other product this one is no different, I didn't notice any kind of affect.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely


The packaging of this gift set is very minimal, but great for gift giving, traveling and storing items! The clear, see-through drawstring bag isn't very discreet, but I feel like the product itself is pretty discreet (excluding the oral sex gel and 'sex attractant' references), making the packaging not much of an issue for most people. The packaging can be used to store the products that it came with, or you can use it to store other products if you wish to do so. On the back of the packaging it gives you a brief description of each product in the gift set, which I found to be a nice feature. Another great thing about all of these products is that they all have lids and I have yet to have any problems with them leaking.

    • Does not leak
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
Since my original review, I would say favorite products in this kit is the shaving cream and the body spray. My least favorite product would have to be the candle. After the first use, it started to get really flakey and it really just didn't burn the same as it did when I first used it. If anything, the candle does have a strong vanilla cupcake aroma, so you could use it as an aroma candle rather than a massage oil. Overall, it's still a great deal for all these products.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • elli
    Great review!
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  • SkinnyDip
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Melan!e
    This sounds like a great kit. Thanks!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    Best review I'd read by far! Thanks!
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  • ImaGodiva
    Great review! Nice pictures too. I have the Oral Sex Gel in cotton candy, and I love the flavor, even I'm not that excited about oral sex gel in general. I'd like to try this Shaving Creme, it looks wonderful. Their packaging was really pretty for this set.
  • Robespierrethecat
    Thanks for all the details and the pics!
  • SassySam
    thank you for the review.
  • sunkissedJess
    Thank you guys so much for the reading my review, and all the kind comments as well. I appreciate it.
  • leilani
    great attention to detail! great pictures
  • sunkissedJess
    Thank you very much
  • edeneve
    great review - detailed very well.
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    Great review! My birthday is in 10 days, wink wink LMAO!
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