Crazy Girl holiday gift - massage kit by Classic Erotica - review by Zombirella

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You're my cuppy cake!

The Crazy Girl holiday gift set is a great combination of sweet smelling and sweet tasting products for an adult female. The only things missing to make this perfect is lotion and body wash!
Everything worked well for me (excluding candle)
Nice gift idea for adult
Candle wasn't what we expected
Lip balm AND oral gel is NOT Pink Cupcake flavored/scented
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Crazy Girl Pink Cupcake holiday gift set is great for any girly-girl, or any woman that enjoys to smell super sweet.
This set includes:
1 Wanna be wild soy massage candle with sex attractant in Pink Cupcake scent
1 Wanna be naked intimate shave creme with sex attractant in Pink Cupcake scent
1 Wanna be sexy flirty body mist with sex attractant in Pink Cupcake scent
1 Wanna be aroused oral sex gel in Ahhh, Stawberry scent/flavor
1 Wanna be kissable lip balm in Tropical flavor/scent

The massage oil is best used as a couple, though you could burn it to massage into your skin if you wanted.
The shave cream is safe to use anywhere you need to shave.
The body mist is great to use as an all over spray any time of the day to leave you smelling irresistible.
The oral sex gel can be applied to either partner, though females may want to use caution as it contains glycerin. This is just to spice up oral sex and give your parts a sweet flavor and scent, this isn't suitable to use as lubricant.
The lip balm is safe for every day use to keep your lips conditioned and protected from the sun.
This set is for adults due to the oral sex gel and massage candle and the fact that a few of the bottles say "with sex attractant" on them. This is something you want to get for the younger girls in your family.

Everything here is made by the makers of Coochy shave cream, Classic Erotica. All items are for any skin types, paraben and sulfate free, sugar free, and not tested on animals.

For those with allergies, here is the ingredients of each product:
Massage candle: Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Cannabus Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Prunus Armencua (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Simmondisa Chinesis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone (Parfum), Fragrance (Parfum)

Lip balm: (Just says) Active ingredients: Octinoxate 7% Sunscreen, Oxybenzone 4% Sunscreen. UVA/UVB, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera. A number to call for ingredient questions: 877-827-5425

Shave Creme: Water (Eau),Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Methylisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Copulandrone , Copuline-alike, Reconstituted Andronone, Fragrance (Parfum),Red 40 (CI 16035)

Body Mist: SD Alcohol 40-B, Water (Eau), Fragrance (parfum), Camelia Sinensis (White Tea) Leaf Extract, Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone (Parfum), Red 33 (CI 17200), Propylene Glycol, Benzophene-4, Camellia Sinensis (White Tea) Leaf Extract, Disodium EDTA, Helianthus Annus (Sunflower) Extract, Mimosa Tenuiflora Batk Extract, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Triethanolamine , DMDM Hydantoin, Idopropynyl Butylcarbamate

Oral Sex Gel: Water (Eau), Glycerin, Citric Acid, Flavor (Aroma), Glycereth-26, Honey Extract, Hydroxethylcellulose, Lonicera Caprilfolium (Honeysuckle) Flower Extract, PEG-45M, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Saccharin, Tetrasodium EDTA, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Blue 1 (CI 42090)

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Candle- Feels smooth and waxy on the surface. After burned and applied to skin, the oil quickly thickens up and feels pasty on your hands, kinda sticky. My fiance since it felt smooth on his skin but instantly could tell the oil practically went away, what didn't absorb felt like thick cream to him.

Taste / Aroma

Massage candle- The scent isn't that noticeable unless you are right beside it or until you are pouring the oil and rubbing it into your partner's skin. It does remain on skin for quite some time but isn't overbearing. It smells just like a sweet , vanilla cream cupcake.

Shave Creme- Smells wonderful, just like a cupcake cake should smell, sweet and tasty.

Body Mist- Not strong at all, need re-applying maybe once throughout the day. Smells sweet almost like cotton candy and vanilla.

Lip balm- Smells sweet and fruity, I can't pinpoint the flavor or scent, but both are pleasant and not strong at all. The lip balm has a sweet, tropical flavor when licked off lips.

Oral sex gel- Smells super sweet, like strawberry candy. The scent is artificial, but smells wonderful. It tastes like a strawberry Jolly Rancher (or something like that). The scent and flavor isn't overbearing at all.


Massage candle- We let our candle burn for about 20 minuets before we felt there was enough oil pooled for a back massage. I blew out the flame, he laid on his stomach, and I poured the oil onto his skin. It was runny, which is expected with oil. Almost as soon as I got it spread over his back, it started to thicken up. It was hard to really massage because there wasn't much glide left at all. It was like rubbing wax. The oil started to leave a thick, white residue on his skin. I was disappointed with the candle. It didn't even last long enough for a 10 minuet massage. He thinks it may be because we waited for him to get his shirt off and situated before we poured it (because I blew it out before), I don't think that really makes a difference, but it may? My fiance didn't feel like he needed to shower or wipe off his back but I immediately wanted to wash this stuff off my hands. it just felt...sticky?

Lip balm- I like thick balms and glosses, so this isn't a favorite of mine. For those that like a thinner lip product, this will be fine. The taste and scent is nice, though. I was a little let down when I discovered that it wasn't Pink Cupcake scented/flavored as you would assume. I felt it lasted a shorter amount of time than Burt's Bees or Not Soap Radio's chocolate combination balms.

Oral sex gel- For me, the more, the better. Even when it's clear that all the product has been licked off, it sort of absorbs into the skin and you can still get a faint taste of strawberry. Re-application would just depend on the individuals preference. It does make oral sex easier as it provides a bit of glide, and of course, the sweet strawberry flavor! It absorbs well into the skin and washes off easily with water. I was also disappointed that this product wasn't Pink Cupcake, like I had thought it would be. Don't get me wrong, it smells and tastes great, I just really wanted cupcake!

Shave Creme- If you love Coochy, you'll love this. Whenever I shave down there, I grab for a bottle of Choocy and Crazy Girl is by the same company. Apply the desired amount to your skin and rub it in, I use a circular motion as that tends to work up the thin, white film. It helps put barrier on your skin to protect from razor burn and cuts. Using the shave creme by this company, I have never experienced razor burn on my intimate areas again. It works well. You can also use it to shave your armpits, legs, or whatever else you want to use it for. It absorbs well into the skin and washes off easily with water.

Body mist- I love the scent of this body mist and I'm really sad that they don't offer a body was or lotion. I went to Wal-Mart and bought their Bodycology Vanilla Cupcake scented lotion and body wash, it works well with the Crazy Girl body mist and really helps make the sweet cupcake scent, stronger, which is what I wanted. I like to apply it after a shower and then once more after I have gotten dressed and ready.


The lip balm is really the only thing that is purse sized (depending on the size of your purse). The other items will fit easily into a suitcase or overnight bag. The lip balm is also the only one that doesn't mention anything sexual on the label. With that being said, these items aren't really discrete if you don't want someone seeing "sex attractant" on the bottle or tin. The oral sex gel says "oral sex gel" right on the front of the bottle. Each item has a sentence or two on the back that explains how to use the item. It's a cute set as long as you are giving it to an age appropriate recipient.

Everything comes in a plastic bag with black oraganza material over it that is closed drawstring style. The back of that explains each scent/flavor. Again, it is misleading here because it says that the oral sex gel is cotton candy, and it isn't, it's strawberry. It does mention that the lip balm is tropical flavor/scent on the back, but I didn't know that since there wasn't a photo of the back of the package on Eden's page.
Follow-up commentary
The oral sex gel is strawberry, it tastes good, but I was looking forward to it being cupcake flavored; same for the lip balm, though it doesn't taste like much.
I like the scent of the body mist, I just wish it was stronger. It needs reapplying if you plan to smell yummy all day/evening.
The shave cream works well and smells great!
The candle, for us, just sucked.
I really wish this set included body lotion.
It was nice, good for gifting, but I was let down by the candle and the fact that the balm and gel weren't cupcake. I probably wouldn't get this again, but would buy the shave cream and mist alone.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • tortilla
    thank you
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome!
  • LuckyLady
    great review!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    EU! Thanks!
  • Blooddragon
    Thank you
  • Kristi :)
    Thank you for the great review!
  • Voir
    I'm seeing a running trend with these massage candles and being awful to use lol Maybe it's just the soy bases though..
    anyway nice review c:
  • Zombirella
    Thank you!
  • Mrs.Tee
    Thought the candle and lip balm would be way better than expected. Thanks for sharing. Great review
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome!
  • MissCandyland
    Sounds like a great set! Thank you!
  • Zombirella
    You're welcome!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    Thanks for the detailed review. Sorry to hear about the candle though. :-/
  • Robespierrethecat
    Wish the candle was good!
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