Crazy Girl holiday gift - massage kit by Classic Erotica - review by js250

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~~Wanna Be...A Crazy Girl?~~

Crazy Girl makes a wonderful gift bag for the bride to be--at an adult themed party, though. The Oral Sex Gel and the Seductive Massage Candle with Sex Attractant might be a bit much for a G-rated event. Pamper yourself or a friend with this wonderful, sweet smelling gift set--or just get one for each of you. You know you're worth it!!! And the reaction from your partner...sumptuously sensual!!
~~Bridal shower gift
~~Love the aroma & product.
~~Full sized items.
~~Some items inappropriate for gifting
~~Missing ingredients for lip balm.
~~NO body lotion??!!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Set:
-"Wanna Be Naked" Shaving Cream:
The shaving cream is designed for shaving your underarms, legs, face and intimate areas. It has natural ingredients to moisturize and soothe your freshly shaven skin.
-"Wanna Be Sexy" Body Mist:
This body mist is chock full beneficial products designed to leave your skin with a healthy glow and tantalizing aroma.
-"Wanna Be Aroused" Oral Sex Gel:
Add some flavor to the sweet treat your partner is receiving. Great for all oral teasing and tasting!
-"Wanna Be Kissable" Lip Balm:
Soften your lips with the moisturizing lip balm that tastes so good you have to use it for kissing...and teasing and pleasing.
-"Wanna Be Wild" Massage Candle:
Soft candlelight, your partner laying on the bed, waiting for the sweet, warm oil to get massaged slowly into his body, softening his skin and hardening his....desire.

-Shaving Cream:
This is designed for shaving and preventing rashes from ingrown hairs. The formula will moisturize and protect your skin with natural oils. It also softens your hairs, making them easier to cut.

The hair softening makes this an effective conditioner for your hair, leaving it soft and manageable with a sweet smell and plenty of body. This does not weigh my hair down or make it greasy, is long lasting and tames my frizzy ends.

When my skin is dry, I use it as a lotion, spreading a tiny bit on the dry areas when getting out of the shower. Let the steam do its magic, then dry off with a towel. Your skin will be soft and supple.

-Body Mist:
This body mist is sweet smelling, leaves your skin feeling soft and will not stain your clothing. I use this in my hairbrush to spread the aroma through my hair, spritz a bit on my clothes and also use it as a room freshener in a pinch. Spray a bit on your curtains and around the room.

-Oral Sex Gel:
This gel stays in place when applied, & adds a special sweet flavor to heighten your oral experience. The delicious smell & flavor can also be used for those who have stronger gag reflexes as a distraction, allowing them to perform oral sex. This delicious gel can also be used on other parts of the body for sensuous and erotic teasing....

-Lip Balm:
The lip balm moisturizes, makes the dry skin disappear and leaves your lips soft and full looking from the nourishment the natural oils provide. Use it on chapped nipples or chaffed penis areas, as a teaser for nipple and penis play and for sweet, flavored kisses.

-Massage Candle:
This candle adds a soft, romantic glow and flicker to a darkened room, freshens and sweetens the air, is a skin softening massage oil and can be used as a natural wax and polish for wood furniture. I found that out when some spilled on my antique dresser and I absently rubbed the oil into the wood. It brightened the grain and helped waterproof the wood.

Texture & Aroma:
The aroma is sweet and light, and is a combination of cotton candy, vanilla and white cake batter with a slight fruity smell added that reminds me of Juicy Fruit gum. It is not overpowering or cloying and I have not developed any headaches from using these products.

-Shaving Cream:
The shaving cream is thin and slightly runny, but does stay in place when applied to your skin.

-Body Mist:
A thin, watery spray, this is clear on application and does not leave a residue over your skin. It does not stay in place and will run if too much is sprayed in one area.

-Oral Sex Gel:
The gel has the consistency of gel decorator frosting used on cakes. It stays in place and is easily liked or wiped off the skin. There is no stickiness of greasy feeling once removed.

-Lip Balm:Thin but waxy, this is a lighter balm that does not stay on the surface long, but absorbs fully into the skin. There is a bit of shiny residue until the balm has absorbed.

-Massage Candle:
Unlit, it has a slick, waxy feeling and will soften from the heat of your skin. Once it has burned for about 15 min., the candle is an oil that is slick, slightly thick feeling and will absorb into your skin. Rub it in thoroughly, most people stop half way through and develop a waxy, unpleasant coating on the skin.
-Shaving Cream:
Rub vigorously for a slick, thin, lather on your skin, shave & rinse. This does clog my razor and left my legs and other areas soft, smooth and rash free. When used as a conditioner, only a small amount needs to be applied. Wait for a minute and rinse. My hair is sleek, soft and manageable afterwards, which is good since it is very long and fine.

-Body Mist:
The smell right after applying the mist is a bit strong on the alcohol. This dissipates in a couple minutes and the wonderful sweetness appears. Unfortunately, it only lasts for an hour to hour and a half, then it is completely gone.

-Oral Sex Gel:
The flavor lasts for a reasonable amount of time and only a small amount needs to be used. There is no other effects to this gel. It does not act as a lube, or add any warming or tingling to the experience. It is solely for flavor and scent!! It does wash off easily and is not sticky.

-Lip Balm:
The balm works well on lightly chapped lips. I do not suggest using this for cracked or severely chapped lips, though since it is a lighter balm and not medicated. I did find myself licking this off, which is a big no when you are trying to heal up dry or chapped lips. The taste is phenomenally awesome, the softness and smooth lips are definitely a bonus and all the extra kisses....definitely worth it!!

-Massage Candle:
The candle helps set the romantic mood, adds its sweet and delicious scent to the room and is a long lasting massage oil to boot! I did notice that you really need to massage this oil into the skin if you do not want an oily, waxy feeling or residue left behind. The first time we used this, I did not massage as long as I should have and my hubby had a funky residue on him that was a bit hard to remove. Next time I went until there was no feeling of the oil on his skin, the softness and glow was amazing!!!

-"Wanna Be Naked" Shaving Cream: 6 oz.
**Ingredients: Water(Eau), Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis(Jojoba)Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Methylisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Copulandrone , Copuline-alike, Reconstituted Andronone, Fragrance(Parfum), Red 40(CI 16035).

-"Wanna Be Sexy" Body Mist: 6 oz.
**Ingredients: SD Alcohol 40-B, Water(Eau), Fragrance(Parfum), Camelia Sinensis(White Tea)Leaf Extract, Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike(Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone(Parfum), Red 33(CI 17200), Propylene Glycol, Benzophene-4, Disodium EDTA, Helianthus Annus(Sunflower)Extract, Mimosa Tenuiflora Bark Extract, Simmondsia Chinensis(Jojoba)Seed Extract, Tocopherol(Vitamin E), Triethanolamine , DMDM Hydantoin, Idopropynyl Butylcarbamate.

-"Wanna Be Aroused" Oral Sex Gel: 2.2 oz.
**Ingredients: Water(Eau), Glycerin, Citric Acid, Flavor(Aroma), Glycereth-26, Honey Extract, Hydroxethylcellulose, Lonicera Caprilfolium(Honeysuckle)Flower Extract, PEG-45M, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Saccharin, Tetrasodium EDTA, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Yellow 5(CI 19140), Blue 1(CI 42090).

-"Wanna Be Kissed" Lip Balm: 4.5 grams.
**Active ingredients: Octinoxate 7% Sunscreen, Oxybenzone 4% Sunscreen. **Label Informnation: UVA/UVB, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera.

-"Wanna Be Wild" Massage Candle: 4.7 oz.
**Ingredients: Glycine Soja(Soybean)Oil, Cocos Nucifera(Coconut)Oil, Cannabus Sativa(Hemp)Seed Oil, Prunus Armencua(Apricot)Kernel Oil, Simmondisa Chinesis(Jojoba)Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima(Avocado)Oil, Tocopherol(Vitamin E), Copulandrone(Parfum), Copuline-alike(Parfum), Reconstituted Andronone(Parfum), Fragrance(Parfum).
Follow-up commentary
I still love this kit and do recommend it for those who enjoy a sweet smelling aroma. The shaving cream is amazing!! I am going to grab a few of these and split them up to make sensual gift boxes for a few of my friends.....
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My Crazy Girl holiday gift tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bathtime
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Nipples
    • Oral
Do you like this review?
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
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    Thanks for your review.
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    Thank you for the review.
  • Cindi025
    Another wonderful review! Thanks!
  • Kitka
    Sounds interesting, but I'd probably be allergic to something in the kit knowing my luck lol. Great review, thanks for sharing it with us!
  • GONE!
    Awesome review!
  • lovekink
    Thanks for sharing!
  • MK434
    Thanks for the great review!
  • edeneve
    great review. I'm always reluctant buying these types of products cuz I'm picky about the scents I wear. in fact, I only wear one scent & I have the whole line of it. and I especially don't like smelling like fruit.
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    Awesome review--thanks for all the details!
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    Thanks for the info.
  • leilani
    i hope my reviews arer as great as yours oneday!
  • Amberger
    I do believe I've found a romantic welcome home gift for my fiancee!
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