Miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by Sub-monarch

*Buzzzz Buzzzz Buzzzz*

If you don't care about noise, this is a good toy. If you want to make someone have an orgasm quickly, I would highly suggest that you look into adding this reasonably priced wand to your collection.
powerful, ergonomic
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I would suggest this toy to anyone that enjoys strong, steady vibrations. It's cheap, but it's worth more than it costs. I definitely think that the best was to use this toy is during forced orgasm play. It also works great for teasing, too. It has worked great for me when used in those situations.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • In bed
    • Near an outlet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

When you first open this wand, it has a rubber scent from the head piece. The scent dissipates relatively quickly when you let it air out, though. The plastic on the body is relatively smooth. The head is glossy, but it's not slippery at all; you will probably want to lube it up to decrease any drag that you may run into.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Overall, I like the design of this toy. The handle is easy to hold and manipulate since it has a curved design, unlike other wands that may be completely straight. This wand has worked well for me whenever I have used it, but you have to keep in mind that there are only two settings; a low and a high. So, if you like having many different speeds to chose from, I would suggest something else. I think that the head is a good size for general space coverage, but it isn't able to provide pinpoint stimulation. This is also pretty loud, so don't try and use it if the house is full and you have paper-thin walls,; everyone in the house will hear you, and they will know what is going on.
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

For being a simple toy with only three settings (high, low, and off), I think that this works well. The vibrations stay centered in the head, and my hand doesn't go numb from holding it for too long. The controls are very easy to use, as it is just a sliding switch. Once again, this toy is noisy. Even if you have it on low, it can be heard from a room over if you don't have anything to stop the sound.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

After use, I just spray some toy cleaner on the head and wipe it off, so it's pretty low maintenance for me. I don't really store this toy; we usually just keep it plugged in by the bed, even though we shouldn't do that.. Whenever we do get around to putting it away, we just wrap up the cord and put it into the pouch that I made for it. After this, we put it in the box with everything else.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I know it's noisy, but I still love it. We got a smart wand to try and replace it, but we still use this one all the time, especially since we don't have to make sure it's charged before use.
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Cindi025
    Thanks for the review!
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the reivew
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • ChubbyNerd
    Thanks for the review! Too bad this is so loud. I'm looking for a new wand style vibrator that isn't so loud.
  • gwenevieve
    thanks for the review~
  • Sub-monarch
    @chubbynerd if you are looking to spend more money, the lelo smart wands are pretty quiet for their stength
  • js250
    Great review--thank you.
  • libbyv
    thank you
  • anonymous-onlooker
    you said you have two wands, which do you prefer?
  • purpleflower1972
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Sub-monarch
    @anonymous-onlooker I don't even know honestly. they're both good for different things and different sensations
  • Pumpk1nPatch
    Thanks for your review.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • CindyH
    Thanks sounds interesting
  • Sub-monarch
    thanks for commenting everyone
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
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