Miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by unicorn64

Look Ma, No Batteries!

I think it is great that it can be used on any part of the body and is strong enough to relax any tight muscles. I am disappointed that it did not give me that fly me to the moon orgasm but it is was it is. I just have a steel clit and its gonna take a while to wake up.
No more dead batteries. Good for any body part.
Can't operate for more than 20 minutes. Sticky head picks up hair and lint very easily.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The miracle massager is a multipurpose, do-all massager. It will work for anyone who has tight muscles. I was able to head off a headache by using it on my neck. I think it will be good for use by both beginners and advanced users as well as both men and women.

It can also stimulate the clitoris and holding it on the lips will make the entire genital area feel good. Also, it feels very good on nipples. It is just not meant to be inserted.

This vibrator looks like any vibrator rather than a sex toy. No one would think anything of seeing it out.
You can use it on your guy and he can use it on you if you have tight muscles. If either one go to the gym or other athletic tasks it is great for muscle massages.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly it will fit in suitcases.
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Material safety: 2
Texture: Smooth . .

It provides strong stimulation and relaxation. Use a water based lubricant if it feels like it is sticking to your bare skin. The fact that is is smooth makes it easier for touching your skin. When using it for clitoral stimulation, I put a wash rag or sock on the ball so that it doesn't make the clit numb.

It does have a strong odor that doesn't wash away.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The miracle massager has a black, curved, handle with a flexible red ball on the end. The ergonomic shape seems to make it hug the body better. I read somewhere that the red ball could be removed but I could not figure out how.

Eden product descriptions says the dimensions are:
Length: 12".
Circumference: 6 3/4".
Diameter: 2 1/8".
Weight: 1.5 lb .
It is definitely 12 inches long with a diameter of 2 1/8 inches but I did not weight it. It seems like it weighs a pound.

There is a power switch in the handle and it is powered by electricity. No more dead batteries.
It has 2 speeds; high and low. While using it, I found it very easy to bump the switch up or down or even off.

I think it is suitable for travel because it will fit in a suitcase, unless you are traveling overseas, you might need a converter because the voltage and amps might be different from the USA. I would wrap it in a towel to put it in the suitcase so as not to pick up any lint or hair.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Its function is to be used as a multi-speed massager; two vibrating speeds, to be exact. It performed very well. The low speed vibrations seemed to be more surface but the high speed are penetrating.

I did not think it was that loud, although a blanket won't silence it and someone in the same room would hear it. Since it is for all over massage I don't see this as a problem.

It is not waterproof so care must be taken when cleaning. I just used soap and water, then dried it off.

Running it for 20 minutes it begins to heat up. So beware. I would think that this might cause it to burn out before it should.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Wash the ball with antibacterial soap and water. The ball is sticky so it grabs hair and lint, so I cover it with a towel when not in use. A bag or toy box would be good if you have one to store it in. I also thought about some kind of bag but I still think wrapping it in a towel to keep the ball from picking up lint and hairs. I would just try to keep it clean during storage.

I also would not store it in a hot area such as near the hot air vent. Plastic and PVC can melt. You should use a rubber compatible lubricant, water or silicone based lubricants. Lubricants should be used so it doesn't pull your hairs.

Don't run it for more than 20 minutes as it heats up. I think if it heats up the massager might burn up and will become uncomfortable to you.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It came packaged in a colorful cardboard box and a plastic sleeve formed with the exact shape of the vibrator. The box has a picture of the vibrator and brief description but no reference to anything sexual. Just a simple body massager good for any body part. You could use it for storage but I think it would be awkward.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I, like most, purchased this because of the similarity between it and Hitachi Magic Wand. I hoped it would help me with my steel clit and as many say give me multiple organisms but no luck so far. It does feel very good and works well on painful muscles and painful backs.


Since I have been trying for almost 4 months to have an orgasm, I thought this might work. When I was using another type vibrator I would get close to that building feeling and then the darn batteries would cause it's power to drop, making the vibrations become softer, so I though this electric vibrator might do the trick.
Follow-up commentary
Hubby loves it. It works well to ease his back pain. He even experimented with touching it to his penis, and said "Man that feels good!". I told him to have at it! It was kind of funny, he accidentally unplugged it and then asked me for more batteries; I said "None are required, plug it back in!".
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  • unicorn64
    Thank you js250 for helping me with my review.
  • js250
    You're welcome!! I like the personal style of the review and the details mixed in make it very Useful!! Great job!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • kdlt
    Thanks for the thorough review!
  • Rossie
    Thank you for the nice review.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • bog
    A number of typos. Apostrophes and things aren't the most distracting, but "multiple organisms"? Good style; you just need a proofreader!
  • K101
    Great review! I enjoyed reading it. I am sorry to hear this didn't do the trick for orgasms, but glad it works nicely to prevent headaches and help with aching muscles! I have the infrared one and really don't care much for it, but the Smart Wand does the trick for me when I'm all aching and sore, and in need of an O! Lol.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • edeneve
    thanks for the review. good work, keep at it.
  • Curiouscat
    Nice review. Not loving the pvc or sticky head! But good to know. Thanks
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • spiced
    I saw this and wondered how it compared to our Hitachi magic wand. This looks pretty good, but I think the magic wand is probably better. Thanks for a good review.
  • unicorn64
    Yep I do not think if compares to the Hitachi . I was hoping it would cause it was cheaper.
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  • nikki0668
    Thanks for the review.
  • Badmew
    thanks for the info!!
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